Thread: Global Warming On Jupiter???

Al fucking Gore, how much should we pay in global warming taxes for this???? We need taxes ans caps on Jupiter, NOW!!!





Source here.............

Oh wait, this is proof the sun is changing the climate!

Sweet! But GW believers are impervious to data, mathematics or anything else.

Must be all of those SUVs running around out there...DAMMIT AL! CAN'T YOU CONTROL THIS SHIT???:hissy:

Yes it's all a hoax.

And as a country with 6/10 of our land and valuable resources under rapidly melting ice... I encourage you to celebrate with a few quick laps around the block in the new Hummer.

hmmm hmmm hmm..... exxxcelllenttt......

Let us see what was actually SAID as opposed to what the deniers would like to be said:-

Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant planet is getting warmer near the equator.

Clicking on the climate change link in that article gives you more information:-

Other smaller spots have gone away since.
Marcus says the demise of still more spots over the next seven years will mark the end of a newly proposed, 70-year climate cycle.
During this time, Jupiter's equatorial region will warm up a whopping 18 degrees Fahrenheit (10 Celsius) and the planet will grow cooler near the poles. Then the stage will be set, as in 1939, for another batch of white ovals to dramatically appear by 2014.
What's going on
In a telephone interview, Marcus told SPACE.com how he thinks the changes are related to alternating periods of atmospheric calm and chaos.

SPACE.com -- Jupiter's Spots Disappear Amid Major Climate Change

Weird it actually does not say anything about the role of the sun but it does talk about the atmospheric dynamics of a very different planet.

So, those who were jumping around saying this proves a solar connection have actually proven nothing.

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

Yes it's all a hoax.

And as a country with 6/10 of our land and valuable resources under rapidly melting ice... I encourage you to celebrate with a few quick laps around the block in the new Hummer.

hmmm hmmm hmm..... exxxcelllenttt......

You do have my sympathy but imputing the wrong cause (man instead of the sun) leads to ineffectual responses. some current turbines along the east coasts of the Americas, southeast coast of Africa and northeast coast of Asia will drain off the heat reaching the poles but too much will set off an ice age so most of those turbines should be in the southern hemisphere to avoid glaciation of currently densely inhabited areas.

Originally Posted by william the wierd

You do have my sympathy but imputing the wrong cause (man instead of the sun) leads to ineffectual responses. some current turbines along the east coasts of the Americas, southeast coast of Africa and northeast coast of Asia will drain off the heat reaching the poles but too much will set off an ice age so most of those turbines should be in the southern hemisphere to avoid glaciation of currently densely inhabited areas.

Okay - how much will this scheme cost and who is footing the bill?

Originally Posted by michaelr

Al fucking Gore, how much should we pay in global warming taxes for this???? We need taxes ans caps on Jupiter, NOW!!!

Are you seriously saying that anything related to Jupiter's climate can be applied to that of another planet? Do you know ANYTHING whatsoever about planetary astronomy?

Originally Posted by Djinn

Are you seriously saying that anything related to Jupiter's climate can be applied to that of another planet? Do you know ANYTHING whatsoever about planetary astronomy?

Gee just a little. How about you, how about that pesky solar cycle??

Originally Posted by michaelr

Gee just a little. How about you, how about that pesky solar cycle??

Only trouble is that the article actually says nothing about solar cycles - might be an idea to read the article before posting it.