Thread: George and Condi!

Condi comes into Bush's office and says"Bad news,4 Brazilian soldiers
were killed in Iraq today"!George hangs his head and say,"How many is a Brazilian"?

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening
when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The Driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a
rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with
lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the
wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I
couldn't stop

HAHAHAHA!! I love that one Sparta!

If George married Condi, could we call her Cunnilingus Bush?

Originally Posted by Inkslinger

If George married Condi, could we call her Cunnilingus Bush?

no we would call her first lady!