Thread: 72 virgins

72 Questions about the 72 virgins Humor

The Palestinian homicide/suicide bombers from the Islamic Jihad, Hamas, and Arafat's terrorist groups that blow themselves up are promised 72 virgins when they reach heaven.

1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?
2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?

What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?

LMAO

I wonder how long it'll take for THIS to be deleted?

I wonder how long it'll take for THIS to be deleted?

no? no good?

OMG royalty who's giving away money that should have been rightfully hers that she cannot get so she came to a forum to find a trusting someone to give it to!!!! I'm emailing her right now with all my personal info!!! I'll share it! (no I won't IT'S MINE!!

Since she posted it 2x, does that mean she has double the money?

I can't believe these yahoos are now coming to forums and posting this crap. What the hell is this world coming to!?

Don't you love how she has 2 email account from 2 different countries?

Horsepoo. Don't anyone click on any of those links, this is a scam. Sorry to delete the whole thing, but this princess is a phony.
Purrs,
Pookie

I deleted the posts and unlocked the thread...