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About LinkBacksObama bombs The Hill, Conservatives not ready to let it slide. - WSJ.comWASHINGTON, D.C. - Breaking news this afternoon as sources who were not cleared to speak at press time confirmed that President Barack Obama did in fact use the Lincoln Bedroom toilet briefly. "We estimate usage at approximately 10-15 minutes," said the source, and reassured the press that it was likely a "very quick wazz and some extended handwashing. A flush was confirmed."
Many notable Congressional Republicans were quick to leave their mistresses in Beltway Motels and return to session to sound off on the alleged infraction.
"This is a defecation of everything Americans stand for!" screamed Newt Leroy Gingrich from a State Fair Port-A-Potty while on the campaign trail. The rest of his comment was inaudible. Mitt Romney mentioned the incident in his stump speech a few hours after confirmation, "I would never leave a floater in the White House unless American investors wanted me to."
Not everyone was so critical of the President's bowel movement. Eric Cantor was noted to shrug his shoulders and ask "What's the big deal?" Further comment could not be recorded due to all the Tea Partiers that flooded into the room to scream 'racist!'. Joe Biden, stuck in the can himself, was unavailable for comment.
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4th February 2012 04:41 PM #1Populist Rabblerouser Array
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Obama "used a White House toilet", Conservatives and Christians outraged.
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Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro
I'm reminded of the scene in "The Help", where Minnie used the employer's toilet, or so they thought. Vengeance is a grave thing. LOL
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4th February 2012 05:22 PM #3Code Name: Asparagus
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He was just honoring the time Lincoln freed his bowels.
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It just occurred to me, I've never thought about the president taking a dump. Any president.
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Hey, he didn't REALLY want to free his bowels. Those durn liberals didn't leave him with a choice! Originally Posted by boontito
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Oddly enough, they are all human, just like any others. Heaven forbid they couldn't "dump"...(I think that may have been George W.'s problem) Originally Posted by Mordent
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4th February 2012 05:27 PM #7Code Name: Asparagus
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I think a retrospective portrait series depicting every President grimacing on the toilet is a necessity. Originally Posted by Mordent
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Must have been all the blow. Originally Posted by Aaronssongs
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4th February 2012 05:37 PM #9Mogambo
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I sense a new avatar theme coming from you... Originally Posted by boontito
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"Smells like Barbara"... Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro
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