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    Are Computers Male or Female?

    Are Computers Male or Female?


    A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

    Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

    The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

    The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
    1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
    3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

    The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.


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    okay, I know, it's not political humor .... but, what the hell. lol ~

    What say you? Are computers male or female?!

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    I know there's a joke here, but I can't let such a question go unanswered.

    computadora, female

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Stover View Post
    I know there's a joke here, but I can't let such a question go unanswered.

    computadora, female
    I think that is spanish and not french.. However both languages have the same gender association.. So I would guess that French would also be female as well..

    As for what I think.. Well.. Other than my wife.. There isn't anything else in the house that requires more attention to maintain and keep running smooth..

    As for this joke?? Well.. Maybe.. But a question such as this must be answered.. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackalope View Post
    Are Computers Male or Female?
    Doesn't matter what gender my computer is. I don't call it, it calls me...master.
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    The other, of course, involves Hobbits and Orcs.

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    I could go either way. On one hand, my computer frustrates the living hell out of me for being stubborn as hell, so it could be male. On the other hand I make one little, tiny mistake and it shuts down and won't talk to me for hours. So it could be female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MajikMyst View Post
    I think that is spanish and not french.. However both languages have the same gender association.. So I would guess that French would also be female as well..

    As for what I think.. Well.. Other than my wife.. There isn't anything else in the house that requires more attention to maintain and keep running smooth..

    As for this joke?? Well.. Maybe.. But a question such as this must be answered.. lol
    Both languages are derived from Latin, so it is necessary to find out what the Romans called their computers.

    Actually both groups are correct, so it is obvious that computers are bi sexual.
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    only 2computers are the guys

    datorer - male
    datoru - female
    tietiokone -female
    datamakin-female
    ordinateurs-female
    rechner-male


 

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