Thread: Let's reverse political roles!

Ok, I just had a great idea... all the righties here mimick lefties and vice versa.
I'll start.

I think Obama should be impeached for being black.

Originally Posted by Inkslinger

Ok, I just had a great idea... all the righties here mimick lefties and vice versa.
I'll start.

I think Obama should be impeached for being black.

Let's pass legislation that makes sure the underprivileged, mainly minorities are kept in that state as long as possible. Let's do this by creating a dependant mindset and culture that cuts the legs off anyone aiming for upward mobility.

Let's murder as many babies citing a freedom to choose between a legal and illegal act. Let's make the illegal choice legal citing any justification we can train our masses to believe..

Originally Posted by Babylon

Let's murder as many babies citing a freedom to choose between a legal and illegal act. Let's make the illegal choice legal citing any justification we can train our masses to believe..

I agree, we should support the Gates Foundation, 52% of minorities dying before their born isn't liberal enough.

Hey, I think we should launder tax dollars through the banks, I mean we certainly don't want mass unemployment..Vote establishment.

So, if I am a fiscally conservative Democrat... I need to change into a fiscally liberal Republican?

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Let's take money from people that work hard and are trying to make better lives for themselves and their children and give it to people that didn't earn it. We especially need to punish the high achievers!

We need more government regulations! The government knows what is best for me, no matter what I think, and should be allowed to dictate every activity that takes place in my life. Of course, the elite ruling class should be exempt from any of the tyranny.