Thread: More disturbing information about Obama's Stimulus Package

So I finally sat down and read the entire stimulus bill. It was a hell of a read, but I was very shocked to find out what Obama is preposing in this bill. Not Congress. Not the Senate. Obama himself. Take a look:

President Obama will get half of the income of all hard-working Real Americans

President Obama will sequester at least 2.5 hours a day to roll around naked in a pile of this money, selected at random, in the Oval Office

President Obama reserves the right to purple nurple anyone who hits on his wife. LESBIANS ARE NOT EXCLUDED.

President Obama will be granted courtside seats at any college basketball game, regardless of ticket availability or playoff standing.

President Obama shall not have his feet touch the ground, therefore a wicked sweet golf cart tricked out by West Coast Customs will be provided.

President Obama will be allowed no less than three(3) instances where he can use the Emergency Broadcast System to make funny faces at all of America unexpectedly.

President Obama will, from this point forward, be referred to as Sir Funky Of Badassington.

I hope you are all as shocked and outraged as I was. Go read it, it's all in there.

Sounds like he's all stuimulus and no package.

Originally Posted by Blueneck

Sounds like he's all stuimulus and no package.

The President Of The United States sneaks this pork into what he refers to as a necessary stimulus package and you make jokes? Doesn't it bother you that he's using this bill to institute a kind of personal socialism? These pork items are going to wreak havoc on our way of life!

Or do you agree with Obama getting whatever he wants at the taxpayer's expense?

HAVE YOU READ THE STIMULUS PACKAGE BILL?

I expect you not to respond until you go through and individually find all of the items I've listed above and reflected on how you people have destroyed America.

he can stimulate this...........