An internatonal group of Bulls is siting on a hill, they see a herd of cows grazing below them.

The Austrlian Bull says "Let's run down that hill as fast as we can and whoever's fastest can fuck the best looking cow"

The Indian Bll says "No, let's walk down that hill and when they run away we can each fuck the slowest one"

The Canadian Bull says "Let's divide the number of cows by the number of us, that way we each get the same amount of cow-fucking and nobody gets left out... hey... where'd the cows go?"

The English Bull says, "I'm not really in the mood to be quite honest"

The South African Bulls says "Let's take over the feild so if the cows want to eat they have to let us fuck them".

The Scottish Bull says "If the Cows want a fuck they can damn well come up here to us"

The Irish Bull says, "Which one of you bastards is looking at my cow?"

The Welsh Bull says "GHLAHSHJA:HSHAHHDkahdaasdja'soj'jiAjii"

The American Bull says. This is my hill. That's my grass. They're all mine. That field is mine too. I want everybody off my field. Get those cows out of here too. Don't touch my fence!!!!

The New Zealand Bull says "Hey guys, let's fuck the hill"