Thread: The Poscars: Academy Awards for Politicians

I don’t know why they even bothered to have Academy Awards this year, considering the uninterrupted flow of pressurized crap that spewed from Hollywood in the last 12-mo.
But there was plenty of great acting–in politics.
So here’s our suggestions for the role playing winners in the political pretending arena:

• Best Picture: Iraq Snack. The whole country gets actor’s credits for pretending. Runner up: Weapons of Gas Destruction, an ode to a nation whose government is in denial about global warming.

• Best Actor, for his portrayal of a lying sack of shit: Winner: George Bush. Runners up: Rush Limbaugh, Rick Santorum , pretty much anyone working for Fox News.

• Best Supporting Actor in role of a gay guy pretending to be straight: Winner: Mark Foley. Runners up: Karl Rove, Reverend Ted, pretty much any republican pol.

• Best Supporting Actress in the role of a man playing a woman: Winner: Condi Rice. Runners up: Hilary Clinton, Martha Stewart.

• Supporting Actor in the role of a man playing a man who still has testicles: Winner: Tony Blair. Runners up: None!

• Special Category: Best Remake. Winner: Hilary Clinton & Barack Obamain Dumb and Dumber.

In just one year, the world of politics produced more demented villains and contrived plots than Hollywood has in a decade. The only question remaining is, what does the Poscar statue look like? A dildo? A picture of a congressman fondling a page? A likeness of Jack Abramoff handing out bribe money? You make the call!


From: Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay

Originally Posted by Maritxu

I don’t know why they even bothered to have Academy Awards this year, considering the uninterrupted flow of pressurized crap that spewed from Hollywood in the last 12-mo.

King Kong remake was not so bad.
*bows down to his idol Peter Jackson*

Maritxu, I know you didn't write that!

Where's it from?

Choco-oscar looks good though.

Originally Posted by Maritxu

From: Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay

From there Knuckles
I know my English is not good enough to write that, LOL

Tsk tsk... but seriously, they should cut some slack for Bush. The guy's miserable enough already. September 11th, Afghanistan AND Iraq... during his tenure..?! He has got enough problems.