Thread: You know you are trailer trash when......

You know you're really trailer trash when...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your High School prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

And apparently, you'd be able to read your ass when you were finished (that is if you could read).

The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade

You have four lawnmowers and three blades of grass.

Five cars and one license plate.

toothpaste is when you apply glue to your teeth to stick them in

You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.