A squad of U.S. Marines was marching north of Falujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American marine in a similar, but less serious
state. The marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured marine what had happened.
The marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he
yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like
a frigid, mean spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah?
Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!" And, there we were, in the middle of the
road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.