Thread: Jesus vs. Muhammad

Who would win in a balls out knuckle fight under Thunderdome? And no, we're not taking Tina Turner into consideration.

Jesus beat satan on South Park, missed Muhammads last bout so I have no frame of reference.

Born to kill, trained to know if we humor this guy no one will get hurt
SSG..........OUT

I disagree. I mean, Jesus can totally fly. And we all know flyers always have the advantage in a superhero fight. Duh.

nobody make any sudden movements, back away slowly ....slower...keep backing up.....OK RUN

Of course Muhammad can shoot lasers out of his eyes, so he is capable of long-range attacks. And if Jesus is tagged while flying in the air, his super-strength might not save him in a long drop to the hard ground below...though, c'mon, we all know Jesus's agility will help him dodge those eye blasters.

This is STUPID.

I think Jesus would get holy-*******d, since his doctrine preaches absurd "don't fight back" style pacifism.

Jesus loses by defaut, since he would simply "turn the other cheek" to get blitchslaped.

Originally Posted by Technocratic_Utilitarian

I think Jesus would get holy-*******d, since his doctrine preaches absurd "don't fight back" style pacifism.

Jesus loses by defaut, since he would simply "turn the other cheek" to get blitchslaped.

You shouldn't talk like that. That's SICK.

Originally Posted by Zaragrunudgeyon

You shouldn't talk like that. That's SICK.

Well, I am a sicko. But how is that sick, again?

Originally Posted by Technocratic_Utilitarian

Well, I am a sicko. But how is that sick, again?

Two, "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain...whosoever is not chosen of him, the same is a usurper, and unholy: the Lord will not hold him guiltless, for he taketh his name in vain." To take His name in vain is to assume His authority without being called. "And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron." (Heb. 5:4) Even Jesus could not violate this law. "8 Though he were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered; 9 And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him; 10 Called of God an high priest after the order of Melchisedec." (Heb. 5) The Book of the Law restored the complete law.