"Sympathy For The Devil" in Church??

**Mr. Knight** · 5th August 2009 07:16 PM

This guy wants to play the Stones in church. This is a church I may even go to.

http://www.examiner.com/x-513-Faith-...Rolling-Stones

**Zaragrunudgeyon** · 6th August 2009 12:40 AM

[quote name='Mr. Knight' date='05 August 2009 - 05:16 PM' timestamp='1249517768' post='493']

This guy wants to play the Stones in church. This is a church I may even go to.

http://www.examiner.com/x-513-Faith-...Rolling-Stones

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Don't go. Don't go near a Church. You don't belong in a Church.

**Mr. Knight** · 6th August 2009 03:03 AM

I can if I want to. Why do you not want me near a church?

**caffeine** · 6th August 2009 06:43 AM

[quote name='Zaragrunudgeyon' date='06 August 2009 - 07:40 AM' timestamp='1249537252' post='593']

Don't go. Don't go near a Church. You don't belong in a Church.

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"For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost." - the late JC

Surely the lost are exactly who you want to come to church.

**Blueneck** · 6th August 2009 12:09 PM

Then when a young man was murdered during the Stones concert at Altamont the rumor spread that it happened while the band was performing this piece. It wasn’t true (they were actually performing “Under My Thumb”), but the rumors grew.

I'm glad he mentioned that. It really bugs me when people get that one wrong for some reason.

This church may want to consider playing some Black Sabbath while their at it.

Generals gathered in their masses

Just like witches at black masses

Evil minds that plot destruction

Sorcerers of death's construction

In the fields the bodies burning

As the war machine keeps turning

Death and hatred to mankind

Poisoning their brainwashed minds... Oh Lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away

They only started the war

Why should they go out to fight?

They leave that role to the poor, yeah

Time will tell on their power minds

Making war just for fun

Treating people just like pawns in chess

Wait 'till their Judgment day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, world stops turning

Ashes where the bodies burning

No more war pigs of the power

Hand of God has struck the hour

Day of Judgment, God is calling

On their knees the war pigs crawling

Begging mercy for their sins

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings

Oh Lord yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlyRKCBFyJ8

**boontito** · 6th August 2009 12:11 PM

[quote name='Zaragrunudgeyon' date='05 August 2009 - 10:40 PM' timestamp='1249537252' post='593']

Don't go. Don't go near a Church. You don't belong in a Church.

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Ahh, the open arms that some faiths offer is really truly touching.

**mjollnir** · 6th August 2009 02:19 PM

[quote name='Blueneck' date='06 August 2009 - 01:09 PM' timestamp='1249578594' post='717']

I'm glad he mentioned that. It really bugs me when people get that one wrong for some reason.

This church may want to consider playing some Black Sabbath while their at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlyRKCBFyJ8

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Isn't it funny how relevant that song is 40 years after it's debut?

**Zaragrunudgeyon** · 7th August 2009 12:48 AM

[quote name='Mr. Knight' date='06 August 2009 - 02:03 AM' timestamp='1249545829' post='604']

I can if I want to. Why do you not want me near a church?

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You know why, Knightmare.

**justonemorevoice** · 8th August 2009 10:44 AM

ba, ba, but....i thought the church was also for lost souls that need saving? guess that doesnt include zurgrudgeholders church?

**res** · 8th August 2009 12:57 PM

[quote name='justonemorevoice' date='08 August 2009 - 04:44 PM' timestamp='1249746248' post='1711']

ba, ba, but....i thought the church was also for lost souls that need saving? guess that doesnt include zurgrudgeholders church?

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they're probably afraid to tell him cause they know he's got the evil eye