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    Ask an asshole

    Not to be outdone by the current wave of "ask an (insert philosophy here)" threads, I give you - Ask an asshole.

    Ask away - any question that mystifies you.

    How did you become an asshole?

    Were you always an asshole

    What does it take to be an asshole?

    Or, just feel free to ask a question of which you desire the opinion of an asshole and I'll be more than happy to share my... asshole with you.

    If anything I say offends you, it's because you're an idiot

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    How do your parents feel about raising an asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    How do your parents feel about raising an asshole?
    Truth is, I was a rubber-baby.

    To quote my father - "If I'd have gone with the asshole, I wouldn't have wound up with an asshole".
    If anything I say offends you, it's because you're an idiot

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    Dear God you are Inky Jr. Get to bed young man you have school in the morning!

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    Yes ma'am.
    If anything I say offends you, it's because you're an idiot

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    Who would an asshole like to see competing on next season's Dancing With The Stars?
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    As an asshole, what would you title the next Justin Timberlake CD?
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    If the Boston Red Sox were playing against the Los Angeles Lakers in a game of football, who would an asshole root for?
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Who would an asshole like to see competing on next season's Dancing With The Stars?
    Barack Obama
    If anything I say offends you, it's because you're an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    As an asshole, what would you title the next Justin Timberlake CD?
    Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water


    ... oh, wait
    If anything I say offends you, it's because you're an idiot

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