Thread: Men on a Mission

This is for Ausinus. (and Zargleburpnfart)

Mormons Exposed

I guess instead of being baptized Mormons get a body wax.

I just started a religion. My dog and I believe strongly that Mormonism is bad for business. This abhorent lack of morality is but more evidence of the evil temptation Mormons are capable of.

Inky. You are really screwed up in you head.

You should shove needles into your brain to kill it. KILL ALL YOUR EVIL INSIDE YOU.

KNOCK YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. KILL YOUR BRAIN CELLS. KILL THEM ALL AND MAKE NEW ONES. MAYBE THE NEW ONES WILL BE BETTER.

Originally Posted by Goldwater

I just started a religion. My dog and I believe strongly that Mormonism is bad for business. This abhorent lack of morality is but more evidence of the evil temptation Mormons are capable of.

You hate us for our success. That's too bad, isn't it? YOUR OPINION ISN'T WORTH A HANDFUL OF SPIT.

Originally Posted by Zaragrunudgeyon

You hate us for our success. That's too bad, isn't it? YOUR OPINION ISN'T WORTH A HANDFUL OF SPIT.

The Mormon Church isn't successful. It spreads like mold. Nobody is a willing mark untill thier brainwashing is complete. Then after that they all wish they had the nerve to leave, untill they die. When you die you don't go to some planet. You go where every other human goes when they die without variation or exception. So much fun and excitement, and life out there you're missing Zar.


Just sign here in blood Zar.

X___________________

Originally Posted by Goldwater

The Mormon Church isn't successful. It spreads like mold. Nobody is a willing mark untill thier brainwashing is complete. Then after that they all wish they had the nerve to leave, untill they die. When you die you don't go to some planet. You go where every other human goes when they die without variation or exception. So much fun and excitement, and life out there you're missing Zar.


Just sign here in blood Zar.

X___________________

We are successful now [You know nothing] and we'll continue to be that way forever, boy.

shut up.

Originally Posted by Zaragrunudgeyon

Inky. You are really screwed up in you head.

You should shove needles into your brain to kill it. KILL ALL YOUR EVIL INSIDE YOU.

KNOCK YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. KILL YOUR BRAIN CELLS. KILL THEM ALL AND MAKE NEW ONES. MAYBE THE NEW ONES WILL BE BETTER.

Is this how Mormons typically respond to banter they object to? No wonder most people think that Mormons are weirdos.

Originally Posted by Bourne

Is this how Mormons typically respond to banter they object to? No wonder most people think that Mormons are weirdos.

They are weird.
I use to screw this one flippy bitch from St. George Utah.
But I guess you can say I was weird too, since I poked two holes in her sacred undies.