Thread: How would you describe this man?

This man has just robbed a bank and pooped a cap in the tellers behind and he heas escaped. u are the only witness and the only person who can bring him to justice. how would u describe him to the politzei when they questioned you?
Be vivid in your description of him. Rememeber If he reoffends it may be your fault!!
I will award points for accuracy and write up a league table at various intervals to see who is the closest and most accurate in there description.

Originally Posted by the intellect

This man has just robbed a bank and pooped a cap in the tellers behind and he heas escaped. u are the only witness and the only person who can bring him to justice. how would u describe him to the politzei when they questioned you?
Be vivid in your description of him. Rememeber If he reoffends it may be your fault!!
I will award points for accuracy and write up a league table at various intervals to see who is the closest and most accurate in there description.

I would say it's a White guy. There has to be a quota met of White guys that get pulled over for looking like a stereotypical "bad guy," and I want to help fill that quota!

LEAGUE TABLE: common sense Craig= 0pts

Originally Posted by the intellect

This man has just robbed a bank and pooped a cap in the tellers behind and he heas escaped.

WOW!! He eats bullets?!?!?!

He looks like Mellow Man Ace.

He looks more Puerto Rican or Cuban to me.

I changed my mind. I'll go with Diddy/P. Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/Plagarizer, that guy should be locked away!

I so want to just slap that man...How does he sell records anyway?

Isn't that K-Fed?





Now that Britney kicked his skanky ass out, the poor boy needs to raise some cash somehow.

I would say dark skinned, black hair with a mustache, thin, wearing a green polo shirt with white on the back, and a white T-shirt under that.

I would also describe his height and weight and pants and shoes, but those are not in the picture of just his face. Nor can I tell the length of his hair from the pic, something else I would describe.