Thread: double dose

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man. Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you
see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but
you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see
if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up".

Oh My God, you're actually human! That was funny. Glad to see you step away from the kool-aid bar once in awhile!

My feelings exactly.. for a minute there, I thought Robodon was automated blogging software or something... ~Inky