Mr. T vs Political Hotwire.

Green Arrow · 5th October 2006 09:35 PM

Don't know where else I'd put this but in the random discussion, but in honor of the coolest member here Mr. T, I'm going to pay tribute to the greatest webcomic "Mr. T vs Everything", by having Mr. T individualy batteling every last political hotwire member! If you got a sense of humor, feel free to ask for yourself to make a cameo apperance and spar with T Bone!

Mr. T vs The Green Arrow!

Mr. T was pumping up at the gym, lifting weights unimmaginable by human standards, and then he sees on the tele (FOX News ofcourse) an alarming newsbreak.
FOX Newscaster: It appears our friendly nieghborhood Green Arrow is making an assault against the president! It's getting hectic out here Neil! Green Arrow has been a strong ally of the republicans sense he was just a baby arrow! *Shows a picture of Green Arrow baby shooting a democratic baby with a "rattle arrow"*

Mr. T: What the hoopity!? Has Green Arrow lost his mind?! I told that sucka' to drink his milk! That soy shit just aint the same dagnabit! I gotta' get down there and talk some sense into him before I lose a good friend forever!
Mr. T drives his van hella fast.. And gets to the hippy douchebag event where GA is making a passionate speech.

Green Arrow: No blood for oil! The world is watching! No blood for watching! Or something like that I don't know.. *Mr. T yellsout "GREEN ARROW!" all the liberals turn around and Green Arrow looks and sees Mr. T in the back of the crowd*

Mr. T: What'chu talkin' bout' jive turkey?! You're more conservative then me!

Green Arrow: Leave Mr. T, this doesn't concern you..

Mr. T: Doesn't concern me?! You're turning your back on us for Godless, suckas! *Green Arrow pulls out an arrow*

Green Arrow: I'm warning you Mr. T!

Mr. T: Go ahead sucka! Shoot!
Mr. T thinking to himself: The Green Arrow I know would never should me. He's too conservative to liberaly waste his arrows! He knows how outrageously buff I am! *GA shoots the arrow and it snaps against Mr. T's awesome chest*

*Mr. T looks at his chest then at GA*
Mr. T thinking to himself: Guess I was wrong..
Green Arrow: Leave my friend.. *Mr. T go's to get closer to GA but the liberals hold him back*

Liberal picketer one: Murderer!
Liberal picketer two: Coporate tool!
Liberal picketer three: Hitler!

Mr. T: Enough of this jibba jabba! *Mr. T begins putting his arms around thier necks and his biceps crush thier face, he then swings the two liberals he grabs across the others, they all begin to swarm over him and as he throws punches knocking liberals into orbit*

One liberal in space: Sense no-one can hear me.. I must admit that Mr. T does throw hellevu far!
Other liberal in space: DINO!

*He keeps knocking liberals into space and Green Arrow pulls out another arrow, it's the specialized arrow he made to destroy Mr. T, the soybean arrow. Because it's Mr. T's secret weakness, he's highly allergic to soy, it's like kryptonite because of it's artifical, imposter dairyness! He has the perfect shot, the sweat pours down his face, and he puts the arrow down*

Green Arrow: I can't do it.. ~_~ *Green Arrow gets kicked off the stage by a woman*

I knew you weren't a real man! You probably take it in the butt!

Mr. T: What the?! No-one talks to my friend like a second class citizen but me! *Mr. T jumps high into the air and comes crashing down on the stage the debree knock's the gothy woman's hair in the wind*

Woman: You messed up my hair! I'll sue you! >: \
Mr. T: Hair aint the only thing I'm gonna' messup, now what's going on here!? I want answers now!

Woman: Typical republican! You're nosing into private people's lives, why don't you just tap my phonelines?! Oh wait.. you have! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! THE WORLD IS WATCHING! *Green Arrow pulls out an arrow and shoots it at the woman, she kicks it away but it plays a tape recorder*

Tape Recorder: I'll go out with you Green Arrow.. all you gotta' do is renounce your dedication to the destruction of liberals, help implement our ideals, and I'll be your's forever!

Mr. T: Green Arrow.. *Green Arrow lowers his head in shame*

Woman: And once again a republican made a promise he couldn't keep! Green Arrow! If you love me you'll strike Mr. T down now with your soybean arrow! >: \

Mr. T: Soybean arrow?! You actually made one of those sucka?!

Green Arrow: ...I..I..*Green Arrow pullsout a soybean arrow*

Woman: Do it! >: \

Mr. T: Comeon bud! Hicks before chicks! You'll find someone eventualy! Don't sink to that level! Think of the kids! Besides.. she's probably crawling with diseases..

Woman: Heyheyhey! I'll have you know i've only slept with twenty fi--III mean that's none of your buisness! What go's on in the bedroom is none of the buisness of the state! >: \ *Green Arrow switches back and forth from the woman and Mr. T back and fourth, back and fourth, he then points at Mr. T and shoots*

Mr. T: Hells noooo! >_< *Mr. T falls over*

Woman: Mwahahahahahah! >: D *Mr. T falls over and squints his eyes open*

Mr. T thinking to himself: Why aren't I dead? A direct soybean attack should've killed me! Unless.. *Mr.T looks over at Green Arrow and he winks, Mr. T uses his conservate common sense to decipher GA constructed fake soybean arrows "just incase"..*

Woman: You've made the right.. well.. left choice Green Arrow! The sinister one even! *The Woman stands over Mr. T*

Woman: Not so tough now are you Mr. T?! Come Green Arrow.. I want to make unprotected love over his corpse then we both have sex with the corpse and then invite my good pal Christopher in on it.. I get a bit freaky once a conservative enemy has been destroyed..

Green Arrow: *Shudder!*

Woman: What?! Are you judging me! I'll sue you too! Mr. T is no longer around to save you! >: \

Mr. T: Think again sucka!

Woman: What's this?! *In one punch straightup and the woman go's flying into space*

Woman: Damn you Mr.TTTTT!

The two later then decide to relax at Outbeak Steakhouse (who has given support to the republican party in the past) and checkout the waitresses.

Mr. T: You see Green Arrow?! There's plenty of girls for you! Look I want to introduce you to one i've been talking to over a tall glass of milk! She's a former democrat now republican cause the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth!

Uhhhh... Mr. T...

The End?