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    How to turn down unwanted men

    HE : Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE : I must've been given your share.

    HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HE : Your face must turn a few heads..
    SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE : Okay, get out.

    HE : I think I could make you very happy.
    SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

    HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

    HE : Can I have your name?
    SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

    HE : Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE : I've already seen it.

    HE : Where have you been all my life?
    SHE : Hiding from you.

    HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE : Is this seat empty?
    SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HE : So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

    HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE : Do not enter.

    HE : Your body is like a temple.
    SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  2. #2
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    yabadadbadoooooo!
    LOL! very good one, I'll have to use those some time!

  3. #3
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    B1tch


  4. #4
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    HAHHA!!

    Why thank you Gecko!!

  5. #5
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    I meant it in an affectionate way...


  6. #6
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    I know.... heehee ops:

  7. #7
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    LMAO!!! I'm 44 and getting a little old-looking, and I never had a problem with unwanted men. Crap, both times I dated somebody, I married em. That is hilarious. Hope you don't mind if I pass that on to some of my single friends who DO have that problem LOL!
    Good one!
    Purrs,
    Pookie

  8. #8
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    Pass it on!! Women of the world unite!!


 

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