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When it comes to GOP stupidity, there's no need to make stuff up.
Mister D (24th January 2012)
Chief (24th January 2012)
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A vote for me is a vote for fiscal security for me! Also, in supporting me, you are more patriotic, due to my being in the Navy. My platform includes:
Saving money by outsourcing congress to a bunch of $5 / hr dudes in India. (fiscal responsibility)
Combining the Republicans and Democrats into one big super party known as the DeRps. (smaller government)
and ... er ... excuse my Rick Perry moment ...
Ah, I got one.
I'm gonna solve the whole abortion and gay issue by combining the two. From now on, people can only be in gay relationships. No more abortion, no more concern about equality between gay and straight. (family values)
~~~ Can I count on your donation to my campaign? Send $5000 or more to votechiefin2012@wtfwasithinking.com
When it comes to GOP stupidity, there's no need to make stuff up.
Mordent (24th January 2012)
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Capitalism doesn't work for lazy imbeciles who refuse to grow up. That's one of it's greatest strengths, actually.
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The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
A.Camus
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