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“‘You’re a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.’” “Yep,” Palin said rhetorically, “Go to Wasilla, turn off the paved road. That’s where we are.”
“‘You may be a redneck if you’re ever involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.’” “Todd and I? No. But, we have friends – yep, truly – a custody fight over their hunting dog.”
” – ‘If you yell at your husband, come move this transmission so I can take a bath.’” “I thought that one was funny,” Palin told the crowd.
“-’If you use your fishing license as a form of i.d.’” “Well, I do that all the time in Dillingham,” Palin said. “That’s how you cash your checks.”
Palin also told jokes about having steel toes in your “best shoes,” going hunting on your honeymoon, getting the septic tank pumped as an anniversary present, having Thanksgiving dinner served on a ping-pong table, thinking Wal-Mart is expensive, and spending the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a hotel room.
If Sarah Palin can tell redneck jokes, should you be offended if anyone else tells them?
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12th June 2010 07:55 PM #1Ms. Peckerhead
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12th June 2010 08:06 PM #2Code Name: Asparagus
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[quote name='Blueneck' date='12 June 2010 - 06:55 PM' timestamp='1276394114' post='160458']
If Sarah Palin can tell redneck jokes, should you be offended if anyone else tells them?
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I knew she was racist all along!
Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
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13th June 2010 12:12 PM #3Code Name: Asparagus
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If I were Sarah Palin, I might say: You know you're a redneck if you make the x's you fill in on your voter's ballot look like little confederate flags.
Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
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13th June 2010 02:10 PM #4Rank.
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Sorry. I think it's bigoted to make fun of Rednecks. So I won't be piling on.
Oh...meant to say, <self-righteous internet platitude>It speaks volumes.</platitude>Davocrat. The reason you're here.
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13th June 2010 02:43 PM #5Code Name: Asparagus
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I now equate Sarah Palin with redneck.
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Anybody know any knawk-knawk jokes?
Davocrat. The reason you're here.
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[quote name='Davocrat' date='13 June 2010 - 05:02 PM' timestamp='1276462923' post='160547']
Anybody know any knawk-knawk jokes?
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Knawk Knawk.
Who's there?
Irvana
Irvana who?
Irvana see Obama's birth certificate!
Waterboarding Republitards since 2005...
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13th June 2010 03:13 PM #8Rank.
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Knawk Knawk.
Who's there?
Uncle
Uncle who?
It's Daddy, you dumbass, lemme in!Davocrat. The reason you're here.
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13th June 2010 04:36 PM #9Code Name: Asparagus
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[quote name='Davocrat' date='13 June 2010 - 02:13 PM' timestamp='1276463603' post='160549']
Knawk Knawk.
Who's there?
Uncle
Uncle who?
It's Daddy, you dumbass, lemme in!
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Instant classic.Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
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13th June 2010 04:38 PM #10Code Name: Asparagus
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Knawk Knawk
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Republican
Republican who, we're all Libertarians here.
Damn, ruined my joke.Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
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