I need a minute here

**Dr.Knuckles** · 18th May 2010 02:43 PM

Hmmmmm

Ellen Page in a naughty nurse uniform.... a tent in the forest.... a bottle of Blue Nun... a squeeze bottle of cucumber mayonaise.... a feather duster.... a vaccum cleaner..... an old sweaty hockey glove....a bag of jellybeans.... a best of Ben Harper CD on repeat.... a disco ball...... a blindfold... two litres of seltzer water.... a life-sized cutout of a bearded man in a wedding dress.... a gerbil.... a pair of nun-chucks.... a vibrating hair trimmer... a book of erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.... a supersoaker.... an inflatable swimming pool filled with rasberry cheesecake... and a video camera.

Aaaannnnnndddd ..... I'm good.

Thanks... I needed that.

**Bourne** · 18th May 2010 03:24 PM

You forgot "Celine Dion's Greatest Country Hits."

**Chief** · 18th May 2010 03:29 PM

Post on youtube.

**One** · 19th May 2010 12:58 AM

[quote name='Dr.Knuckles' date='18 May 2010 - 01:43 PM' timestamp='1274215383' post='152331']

Hmmmmm

Ellen Page in a naughty nurse uniform.... a tent in the forest.... a bottle of Blue Nun... a squeeze bottle of cucumber mayonaise.... a feather duster.... a vaccum cleaner..... an old sweaty hockey glove....a bag of jellybeans.... a best of Ben Harper CD on repeat.... a disco ball...... a blindfold... two litres of seltzer water.... a life-sized cutout of a bearded man in a wedding dress.... a gerbil.... a pair of nun-chucks.... a vibrating hair trimmer... a book of erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.... a supersoaker.... an inflatable swimming pool filled with rasberry cheesecake... and a video camera.

Aaaannnnnndddd ..... I'm good.

Thanks... I needed that.

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I'm with you there, except the jelly bean part kind of lost me. Please give a bit of detail. Also, substitute cherry cheesecake for the rasberry cheesecake.

**Six** · 19th May 2010 05:20 AM

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**Six** · 19th May 2010 05:24 AM

[quote name='Dr.Knuckles' date='18 May 2010 - 03:43 PM' timestamp='1274215383' post='152331']

Hmmmmm

Ellen Page in a naughty nurse uniform.... a tent in the forest.... a bottle of Blue Nun... a squeeze bottle of cucumber mayonaise.... a feather duster.... a vaccum cleaner..... an old sweaty hockey glove....a bag of jellybeans.... a best of Ben Harper CD on repeat.... a disco ball...... a blindfold... two litres of seltzer water.... a life-sized cutout of a bearded man in a wedding dress.... a gerbil.... a pair of nun-chucks.... a vibrating hair trimmer... a book of erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.... a supersoaker.... an inflatable swimming pool filled with rasberry cheesecake... and a video camera.

Aaaannnnnndddd ..... I'm good.

"In that case," Draco whispered, his voice sounding caught in breathless anguish, "No, it didn't."

He seized Harry, pulled him forward and kissed him hard.

Once more Draco caught Harry completely off-guard; nothing more than a startled 'oomph' escaped Harry's lips before Draco's mouth sealed over them. Harry took a step back, and promptly tripped over, falling onto the floor with Draco on top of him.

Draco's lips were soft, but his manner was hard; Draco held Harry down on the floor and kissed him thoroughly, his fingers raking through Harry's dark hair, holding the back of his head firmly. His grip on Harry's arms was tight enough to bruise, betraying the sheer pain he held inside of him, which bled to the surface as his fingernails dug deep into flesh. His nails would have drawn blood, if not for Harry's sleeves, which covered over the bare skin.

Harry turned his own face away from Draco, breaking their lip contact; Draco's body felt hot, almost feverish, lying on top of his own.

Thanks... I needed that.

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