A Great Day For A Road Trip

**boontito** · 15th May 2010 02:26 PM

We have a little Sunday road trip with the family planned and I'm still not sure of where to go.

It would be very educational to go give my children a tour of a real FEMA concentration camp. This could also prepare them for the future in a way that school will not.

I could also drive into nearly any city and show them what martial law conditions look like. I think they'd like to see our armed troops stationed on nearly every street corner.

Then I was thinking I could just head out for a jaunt through areas of the country that are still clinging to their guns and their religion. It would help if that area was conveniently located near the more patriotic areas of the country so we could see both attractions on one trip.

I could also drive them up north into Canada where we could search for the longest line of people waiting for medical care the way some road trippers search for the tallest waterfall.

Then I was thinking that a drive past some of the nicest religious architecture would be good. This would give the kids a chance to see this stuff before the secular progressives win their war on religion and it disappears forever.

So much to see and so little time.

**Dr.Knuckles** · 15th May 2010 08:14 PM

AbortionLand USA is having a sale on their theme suites. The rooms look like wombs and the bed's are super comfortable, there's ambient music and really soft, warm pink lighting. And all around you the pulsing rhythm of a heartbeat... it's supposed to be really relaxing and soothing.

Then at 4 AM you are immediately grabbed by a giant robotic arm and thrown out on the street in your pyjamas.

You never get your stuff back.

Thair catchphrase is "bring the kids... leave the fetus"

**boontito** · 15th May 2010 08:29 PM

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AbortionLand USA is having a sale on their theme suites.

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Do they have giant stuffed characters walking around?

:::looking through photo album::: "This one's so cute, you've got to see it, here my son is getting a big bear hug from the six and a half foot tall late term abortion."

**Dr.Knuckles** · 15th May 2010 08:31 PM

The waterslide is.... well... somethings are best left to the imagination.

**Dr.Knuckles** · 15th May 2010 08:34 PM

I don't know if you've been to 'Reverse Racism Day' at Spokane either. For the whole day, wherever you go, whatever visible minorities buy or eat, YOU get to pay for it. And there's a Gaydy Hawkins day dance too - no refusals.

**boontito** · 15th May 2010 08:44 PM

Well, we do have a side trip to Hollywood planned. My kids are about at the right age to have their morals stripped from them.

**boontito** · 15th May 2010 08:56 PM

Last year we took the kids to The Spoils of Affirmative Action attraction down on the Oregon Coast. They were each asked to bring with them their favorite toy and talk about it in front of the group, those items were then ripped out of their hands and given to the minority children in attendance. They learned so much about the real side of Civil Rights that day.

**Blah** · 15th May 2010 09:19 PM

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Then I was thinking that a drive past some of the nicest religious architecture would be good.

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The Holy Land Experience

http://www.holylandexperience.com/

It's truly the Magic Kingdom.

**Gypsy** · 15th May 2010 10:09 PM

Take the family to Mexico. It's empty because they all live in Arizona.

**Gypsy** · 15th May 2010 10:10 PM

[quote name='bla bla' date='15 May 2010 - 11:19 PM' timestamp='1273979994' post='151677']

The Holy Land Experience

http://www.holylandexperience.com/

It's truly the Magic Kingdom.

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Is that like Jim and Tammy Land?