I choose bad hips
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I choose bad hips
Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
Bad breath. ewww
[quote name='Gypsy' date='12 May 2010 - 12:16 AM' timestamp='1273641409' post='150236']
Bad breath. ewww
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Flatulence. That's sort of a tail pipe version of bad breath with a gross noise thrown in for good measure.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Mark Twain
When I can no longer listen to music, the joy will be gone.
"“Guess what women are taking about? I don’t care if they’re stay-at-home mothers or working mothers or grandmothers. They’re talking about jobs and the legacy of debt that we are leaving our children.” Ann Romney
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country." - Margaret Thatcher
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[quote name='Gypsy' date='12 May 2010 - 01:16 AM' timestamp='1273641409' post='150236']
Bad breath. ewww
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Q: What do ya call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.![]()
Waterboarding Republitards since 2005...
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[quote name='Inkslinger' date='12 May 2010 - 05:44 AM' timestamp='1273657480' post='150270']
Q: What do ya call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Winston Churchill
[quote name='Inkslinger' date='12 May 2010 - 05:44 AM' timestamp='1273657480' post='150270']
Q: What do ya call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
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Bad breath seems like it would be the easiest one to fix. Just pop in some breath mints.
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." - Albert Camus
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[quote name='boontito' date='11 May 2010 - 11:43 PM' timestamp='1273635803' post='150227']
I choose bad hips
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Is that the same thing as a "bad ass"? Because if it is, I already are one.![]()
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Bad attitude.
"If you looked at it philosophically, the whole thing about Big and Small was just a matter of size."
- Terry Pratchett
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