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Blueneck (28th May 2011)
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I'll jump in on the traffic vibe here... any type of waving people in when you have the right-of-way is terrible... you are not helping ANYONE. They can wait their turn like the rest of the world. You're trying to make the world a better place by being the nice person to this one guy but in reality you just impeded the progress of the 10-120 cars behind you... not to mention you possibly have contributed to a potential collision danger.
Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
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People insisting I'm a slave.![]()
Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.
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Team Obama/Bush, war criminals make me sick.
Because Banning Propaganda “Ties the Hands of America’s Diplomatic Officials, Military, and Others by Inhibiting Our Ability to Effectively Communicate In a Credible Way”
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Important Emails.
The power guy switching out your electric meter; you are 3 hours into a project while you haven't hit "Save" - happened 2 days ago, the jerk didn't even knock.
Microsoft Word - their branded product tag line should have been "How frustrated are you?"
People who put their speakers out their bedroom window so they can share their poorly picked playlists.
Tight jeans that are then sagged.
Right. Left. Right. Left. I will rape your personality. Pummel you with my own philosophy. Strip you of your self-integrity. To make you all just a bit like me. I said right, left.
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Because Banning Propaganda “Ties the Hands of America’s Diplomatic Officials, Military, and Others by Inhibiting Our Ability to Effectively Communicate In a Credible Way”
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I know they are my bread an butter, but clients. Mostly.
I hate the client who clearly doesn't know how they want their website to look. You build them out a template with refinement of content, slick color schemes, ergonomically sound, with a few bells and whistles thrown in because they saw it on someone else's site and thought "gotta have!" Then you put this in front of them and all the sudden they know what they don't want. Then they bring in some person who has no idea what the fuck they are talking about, destroy the original design in MS Paint and send it back to you. Then you have to find a 4 year old to translate the MS Paint scribble into actual language so that you can move forward.
The best of the worst is when the client brings in a family member who designed a greeting card in college, in the year 1967. Surely they have some design talent.
Right. Left. Right. Left. I will rape your personality. Pummel you with my own philosophy. Strip you of your self-integrity. To make you all just a bit like me. I said right, left.
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