Thread: Inky's Death Panels

[quote name='Inkslinger' date='23 March 2010 - 12:37 PM' timestamp='1269373046' post='131987']

It is a relief to see them put their imaginary demons to rest though.

What's next now... oh yea, WE STILL HAVE OUR DEATH PANELS!!!!

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Three Anthropologists are studying an African tribe. Perched carefully in a tree, they are about to witness tribal rituals never seen before by civilized nations. Suddenly the branch breaks and they found themselves surrounded with spears at their throats. A man wearing a necklace skull and feathers approaches them. Amazingly, he speaks English. "You have disturbed our sacred rites, for this you must be punished" He looks at the first man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 10 minutes?" The man, thinking that Bunga Bunga is certainly better than death, says, "Bunga Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and proceeds to f*ck him up the ass for 10 minutes. After he is done, the chief says, "You are free to go."



The Chief looks at the second man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 1 hour?" The second man considers his family, and says "Bunga Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and f*cks him up the ass for 1 hour. After he is done, he says "You are free to go."



The second man quickly leaves Finally, The Chief looks at the third man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 2 hours" The third man thinks that he cannot stand anal sex for that long and says "Death" The Chief looks at with a smile, and says, "Ok, Death...By Bunga Bunga"

[quote name='gabebrooks' date='23 March 2010 - 03:49 PM' timestamp='1269373741' post='131995']

Three Anthropologists are studying an African tribe. Perched carefully in a tree, they are about to witness tribal rituals never seen before by civilized nations. Suddenly the branch breaks and they found themselves surrounded with spears at their throats. A man wearing a necklace skull and feathers approaches them. Amazingly, he speaks English. "You have disturbed our sacred rites, for this you must be punished" He looks at the first man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 10 minutes?" The man, thinking that Bunga Bunga is certainly better than death, says, "Bunga Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and proceeds to f*ck him up the ass for 10 minutes. After he is done, the chief says, "You are free to go."



The Chief looks at the second man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 1 hour?" The second man considers his family, and says "Bunga Bunga" The Chief throws him across a log and f*cks him up the ass for 1 hour. After he is done, he says "You are free to go."



The second man quickly leaves Finally, The Chief looks at the third man and says, "Death or Bunga Bunga for 2 hours" The third man thinks that he cannot stand anal sex for that long and says "Death" The Chief looks at with a smile, and says, "Ok, Death...By Bunga Bunga"

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...and Gypsy thinks I'm the only one here with an anal fixation.

That's some funny shit Gabe!

[quote name='Inkslinger' date='23 March 2010 - 12:51 PM' timestamp='1269373887' post='131997']

...and Gypsy thinks I'm the only one here with an anal fixation.

That's some funny shit Gabe!

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Further proof of the valuable contribution we make to politics, here at PH!

[quote name='Gypsy' date='23 March 2010 - 03:57 PM' timestamp='1269374253' post='132003']

I didn't say you were the only one. You are the most vocal one (and there is nothing wrong with that lol).

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I've always been one to say what everyone is already thinking.

You two are taking a aweful risk in Inky's Death Panel thread.