Thread: Classes for women

Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER



REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Feb. 15, 2011



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..



Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM



Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Upon completion ofANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

The toilet seat issue I never got. Well, I have a dog that will drink out of the toilet so I just close the entire bowl. It's probably better for everybody that way. I know its better to have it shut when you flush since all the particles from the toilet fly out of the bowl all over the bathroom when you flush.

Originally Posted by Dr Sampson Simpson

The toilet seat issue I never got. Well, I have a dog that will drink out of the toilet so I just close the entire bowl. It's probably better for everybody that way. I know its better to have it shut when you flush since all the particles from the toilet fly out of the bowl all over the bathroom when you flush.

I leave mine open for the same reason.

I close the lid for sanitary reasons and The house is all women except Ivan and he has his own bathroom. I don't care what he does in there and I don't want to know.

I can and did drive by Wal-Marts all the time.