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    Quote Originally Posted by johnflesh View Post
    So I'm this tree right and I'm about 60 or 70 feet tall sitting in this guys backyard. I can see a man looking at me. Close to my shoulders is this limb and I know it bugs him so. What bugs me is he wants to cut it off. The thing is that limb doesn't bother anyone but him, not his neighbors, the people in the street or from even below, just the man in the window.

    He seems terribly bothered.
    How much do you charge per hour? I think I just made peace with the tree limb.
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    Did anyone else hear that Carl Levin (Mich-D) was hit in the face with an Apple Pie yesterday? I remember when they went after Ann Coultier with a Whipped Cream Pie.....instead of insults and bitching against Politicians, we go after them with pies.....but there is no reason to waste a perfectly good Apple Pie!

    I know we use Gooped Oil covered with the sugary dispersment Cool Whip!

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    Yeah that's why typically I favor the shaving cream pie, no wasted fruit.

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    For the next few weeks we will be beating the newly advanced Chiefs into shape. But it won't be hazing. It's training.
    When it comes to GOP stupidity, there's no need to make stuff up.

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    Looking down at my laptop, the thumb drive sticking out of one side suddenly reminds me of the tree limb outside my window. Odd.
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Looking down at my laptop, the thumb drive sticking out of one side suddenly reminds me of the tree limb outside my window. Odd.
    Where do you find all these pancake pictures. I am impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottie View Post
    Where do you find all these pancake pictures. I am impressed.
    When you are one with the pancake, you don't have to look for them... the pictures find you.
    Take me home Momma and put me to bed. I have seen enough to know I have seen too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    When you are one with the pancake, you don't have to look for them... the pictures find you.
    Can we get a picture of a pancake....on Lindsey Lohan.....get it into the public.....and could it be a choccy chip pancake looking all messy and goopy looking. lol

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    How long would it take a dog with rubber legs to kick out the seeds of a dill pickle?
    Right. Left. Right. Left. I will rape your personality. Pummel you with my own philosophy. Strip you of your self-integrity. To make you all just a bit like me. I said right, left.

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    How long would it take a dog with rubber legs to kick out the seeds of a dill pickle?
    4 minutes and21 seconds


 
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