Thread: Dear NAU conspiracy theorists

Just wanted to advise that, as an operational representative of her Majesty the Queen and the Ministry of Public Safety Canada - I just found out that I am entitled to apply for a special (green cover) passport that allows me pretty much unfettered access to your nation, women, cheap dairy and electronics, and fun-filled theme parks.

I will smoothly pass lines of tax paying, God-fearing US citizens with a smile and wave as customs agents stand powerless in the face of my official green 'ticket to ride'. Their weapons rendered useless, their dilligence for naught. Build your fences and your checkpoints. I scoff at their impotence.

If I apply to do so with my 9mm handgun in my luggage - It appears I may do so.


OH THE POWER I WILL WEILD OVER YOUR ONCE GREAT REPUBLIC!!!!!!


Just as soon as I can afford to go anywhere.

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

Just wanted to advise that, as an operational representative of her Majesty the Queen and the Ministry of Public Safety Canada - I just found out that I am entitled to apply for a special (green cover) passport that allows me pretty much unfettered access to your nation, women, cheap dairy and electronics, and fun-filled theme parks.

I will smoothly pass lines of tax paying, God-fearing US citizens with a smile and wave as customs agents stand powerless in the face of my official green 'ticket to ride'. Their weapons rendered useless, their dilligence for naught. Build your fences and your checkpoints. I scoff at their impotence.

If I apply to do so with my 9mm handgun in my luggage - It appears I may do so.


OH THE POWER I WILL WEILD OVER YOUR ONCE GREAT REPUBLIC!!!!!!


Just as soon as I can afford to go anywhere.

Hitchhike over and apply for welfare.

Originally Posted by Mare Tranquillity

Hitchhike over and apply for welfare.

Or partake in our overpriced, MRSA infected health care system.

Nah - it's better here.

hey we even have tim hortons here. you should feel right at home.
Of course no one watches hockey. Especially in the summer.
Oh and curling is stupid.

Isn't that sweet, the Queen, whom I have nothing but disdain for, allows you to enter our country at will with a weapon. Well I guess we do see that the EU, the UK, and Canada has sovereignty of the US after all.

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

... Just as soon as I can afford to go anywhere.

Yeah, good luck with the "theme parks" if you're strapped for cash.

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

fun-filled theme parks.

We'll kill you dead with the funnel cakes!

i want a deep fried snickers bar!

Originally Posted by Blueneck

Or partake in our overpriced, MRSA infected health care system.

US Hospitals aren't the only ones with MRSA and they are no where near the worst.

Also knuckles...the guy in your sig says he only pats 57 dollars a month for Canadian healthcare.

He's absolutely sure about that ?? I think he forgot to carry the two or something when he was doing his " cypherin' " up in Bug Tuslle.