The Michael Jackson Memorial Joke Thread

[Dr.Knuckles]

Rest in peace, Mike. We loved you, we hated you, we loved to hate you.

As per Violent Crumble's suggestion (thanks mate), Political Hotwire proudly presents:


THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL JOKE THREAD.


Hey, did you hear? Michael Jackson and Elton John are doing a duet. It's called "Don't let your son go down on me"

[Dr.Knuckles]

Q) What does Michael Jackson love about 28 year-olds?


A) There's 20 of them


(You have to say this out loud to get it... 20..... eight year olds....)

[Roshi]

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

[Violet Crumble]

To commemorate Michael Jackson's musical achievements, McDonalds has released the new McJackson burger - it's a 50 year old piece of meat between two fresh young buns....

[Violet Crumble]

I hope they don't cremate Michael Jackson. Plastic smells when it burns...

[Violet Crumble]

The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett one wish when she died. She wished that all the children in the world would be safe - the Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson...

[Violet Crumble]

All Michael Jackson dates have been cancelled - that includes Bobby aged 9 and Ryan aged 5....

[Blueneck]

He's not really dead, you know...

"KING OF POP" IS ALIVE & WELL & RECOVERING FROM REANIMATION

Noted Southern California cosmetic surgeon Hartun "Tooney" Hartoonian, PD, today announced the reanimation of formerly dead pop star Michael Jackson, formerly of the Jackson Family, formerly of the big time. "Well, you wanted to know where all his money has gone: Here it is!" the doctor announced at 5pm Friday local time at the Hotel Wilshire Beverly where he has engaged a suite in the name of King O. Pop, flummuxing all the paparazzi. "I've got the whole bloody Beatles' catalogue, now!"

Blog Me No Blogs: <u>MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT DEAD</u>

Personally, I don't believe that. I think he's in Kenya searching for Obama's brith certificate.

[Dr.Knuckles]

Michael, Janet and Tito Jackson were on an airplane transporting orphans to Neverland for a weekend party. Suddenly the plane starts dropping and the pilot announces that they have lost engines and are crashing.

Seeing three lifejackets, Tito says, "Let's jump out, we can do it". Janet considers it and says, "but what about the children". Tito responds, "fuck the children". Michael responds, "do you think there's time?"

[Dr.Knuckles]

Keep em coming folks.

It helps the healing process.