Thread: Why do white people......

Why do white people....

1. Continue to stay in a houses that are clearly haunted
2. Always claim to have a best friend that is black
3. all dance the same
4. In the late 70's owned a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors
5. drink light beer, diet coke when theyr'e seriously overweight anyway
6. Buy exercise equipment so they can store it in their garage and never use it
7. Dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a skinny 10 speed in the middle of the highway
8. pretend to like bad music for the sake of being hip

Why do white people....

1. Continue to stay in a houses that are clearly haunted
don't know, my home isn't haunted.

2. Always claim to have a best friend that is black
Don't know, mine isn't.
3. all dance the same
really so we all use a cane?
4. In the late 70's owned a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors
Never liked it.
5. drink light beer, diet coke when theyr'e seriously overweight anyway
Don't know, I hate light beer and diet anything, I weigh about 210 and am 6'7"
6. Buy exercise equipment so they can store it in their garage and never use it
There is a good one, I don't have any.
7. Dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a skinny 10 speed in the middle of the highway
No bike, and usually wear jeans and a tee shirt, leather coat if it's cold.
8. pretend to like bad music for the sake of being hip
Classic rock is good music.

What do I win?

Originally Posted by michaelr

Why do white people....

1. Continue to stay in a houses that are clearly haunted
don't know, my home isn't haunted.

2. Always claim to have a best friend that is black
Don't know, mine isn't.
3. all dance the same
really so we all use a cane?
4. In the late 70's owned a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors
Never liked it.
5. drink light beer, diet coke when theyr'e seriously overweight anyway
Don't know, I hate light beer and diet anything, I weigh about 210 and am 6'7"
6. Buy exercise equipment so they can store it in their garage and never use it
There is a good one, I don't have any.
7. Dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a skinny 10 speed in the middle of the highway
No bike, and usually wear jeans and a tee shirt, leather coat if it's cold.
8. pretend to like bad music for the sake of being hip
Classic rock is good music.

What do I win?

Right on Mike! Keep on truckin'.

Originally Posted by Six

Why do white people....

1. Continue to stay in a houses that are clearly haunted
2. Always claim to have a best friend that is black
3. all dance the same
4. In the late 70's owned a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors
5. drink light beer, diet coke when theyr'e seriously overweight anyway
6. Buy exercise equipment so they can store it in their garage and never use it
7. Dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a skinny 10 speed in the middle of the highway
8. pretend to like bad music for the sake of being hip

I knew I wasn't white!

Originally Posted by michaelr

Why do white people....

1. Continue to stay in a houses that are clearly haunted
don't know, my home isn't haunted.

2. Always claim to have a best friend that is black
Don't know, mine isn't.
3. all dance the same
really so we all use a cane?
4. In the late 70's owned a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors
Never liked it.
5. drink light beer, diet coke when theyr'e seriously overweight anyway
Don't know, I hate light beer and diet anything, I weigh about 210 and am 6'7"
6. Buy exercise equipment so they can store it in their garage and never use it
There is a good one, I don't have any.
7. Dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a skinny 10 speed in the middle of the highway
No bike, and usually wear jeans and a tee shirt, leather coat if it's cold.
8. pretend to like bad music for the sake of being hip
Classic rock is good music.

What do I win?

...of course there are exceptions Mike and the questions were not specifically directed at one individual. I'll explain, these are stereotypes of white behaviour and the questions are rhetorical.

This is not meant to be a serious inquiry.

I give up .. why do they...?

Grew up being told I was of Mexican descent when I am really Italian and Yugoslavian...now I find out like Stink, I too am black! WOW! I guess that could explain my J-Lo butt though....

Originally Posted by Dubyas-Twin-Sister

I guess that could explain my J-Lo butt though....

Prove it with an image link!

Why do white people....

1. Continue to stay in a houses that are clearly haunted
We can't be scared any more whiter than what we are.

2. Always claim to have a best friend that is black
She's not my best friend, though she tried to be my mistress unsuccessfully twice.

3. all dance the same
This makes me unhappy too. I've seen popcorn bounce around a hot air popper with more rythm than my white legs.

4. In the late 70's owned a copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors
I hated Fleetwood Mac. I owned a copy of Summer in the City instead, by the Lovin' Spoonful.

5. drink light beer, diet coke when theyr'e seriously overweight anyway
My seriously overwight self would never cheapen my organic waist tire with diet or light anything! I want all the calories and all the fat. It's simply American.

6. Buy exercise equipment so they can store it in their garage and never use it
No fair man! I use it all the time. Parts of my Bowflex are holding my car together, and parts of my treadmill are holding my air conditioner together, and both my car and air conditioner run fine now.

7. Dress up like Lance Armstrong and ride a skinny 10 speed in the middle of the highway
My ten speed isn't skinny anymore. It don't use diet air or use siet chain oil, and it's as fat as I am now.

8. pretend to like bad music for the sake of being hip
Oh man, I am soooo shaking my head at this one. I listen to anything but rap. Rap is too angry for me. I can't get angry enough to enjoy it. I do Chopin and Vivaldi when I want to relax, rock and roll when I want to jam, and the Blues when I feel like weirding out at 3am.

Well for one I am not scared of the dark. I do have a best friend who is black in fact I have quite a few that are. Also have white, red, and other. All dance the same? Probably not I won some trophies in my teenage years. Yes, I still own Fleetwoods songs, I like many types except explicit lyrics. NO diet anything for me and I am not overweight and never have been. I use to ride my bicycle with no shoes. I don’t pretend to like any song.