Thread: Just the Punch-Line

There are some jokes you have been told, or told so many times that all you need is the Punch-Line. Here are some of my favorite Punch Lines:

Rectum Hell, Damn near killed 'em.

Cause she's a chick.

List some of your favorites, its truly fun, just try it.

You're the first guy that didn't leave her hanging in the tree.

And so the drunk says "It's raining like a fuck outside"

Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet!

I ain't fighting anyone that can eat that much ice cream!

...so you can carry her around like a six-pak.

Turn the bar stool upside down.

I'm a frayed knot.

I think that his ass hole, he ain't used to stopping that quick.

Freeccio, Seymore!