Thread: Something weird about me

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

Something weird about me....

I put cottage cheese in Ramen. I'm not joking - it actually works. The Ramen has to be dry, no water, and then add a dollop of the ole Island Farms cottage cheese.

Cottage cheese is really good on that lime Jello with the cabbage and carrots in it.

And cream cheese is good on.....everything.

It's a way to call people in other places for free or a very small fee through your computer.

OOPS! That is what Skype is.

When I was pregnant, I put sweet pickle chips and sliced onions in my cottage cheese.

Originally Posted by Dubyas-Twin-Sister

When I was pregnant, I put sweet pickle chips and sliced onions in my cottage cheese.

After the baby was born, did you try it again, and how did it taste? Did the obsession go away or do you still enjoy it?

While my wife was pregnant with my second son, she couldn't even stand the sight of fish let alone eat it. Before that she loved to fish. Its been 9 years and it has been in the last year that she started acquiring a taste for it.

I hated onions before I got pregnant. I still like them and actually I do still put the pickles and onions in my cottage cheese every now and then.

It was this Saturday, seven years ago that Mrs. Davocrat quit laughing when I pretended to play the upright vacuum cleaner like a giant tenor saxophone. She's still not laughing.

Davo, hun, it's come time for you to get a life. The wife is right. Not that there's anything wrong with upright vacuum imaginary giant tenor sax playing but ummmmmmmm...wellllll....ummmmmmm....shoot, where was I going with this??

Originally Posted by Davocrat

It was this Saturday, seven years ago that Mrs. Davocrat quit laughing when I pretended to play the upright vacuum cleaner like a giant tenor saxophone. She's still not laughing.

Why did it take me so long to figure out who is the normal one in your marriage.

Originally Posted by Davocrat

Does everyone there wear cardigans and skinny ties?

Actually, Fred played at least one bad guy in "Double Indemnity."

I wear Dockers and ties at work. I started wearing the skinny ones about 3 years ago again. They're Back! Now. Nobody is giving me shit about my age anymore.