Thread: A Near Miss

So I'm at the office and I receive a text message from a number I don't know..

All white people are to report to the cotton picking feilds for orientation

WTF? WTF is that? So some random asshole is sending me race jokes?
So I return the text

Not funny

That's right random asshole, it wasn't funny, I know funny when I see it and that aint it. If you're going to send me a text when you don't even know me at least have the decency to make it funny. Right? Then a text back to my phone

F U

Oh my goodness, this guy has some balls, fuck me? Fuck him!

The only thing to do is outwit him! So I text back..

If u find a dick on the ground while ur picking cotton pick it up and put it in ur mouth

HAHA! I'm so great!

Then, another text comes in..

omg

Uhhhh...."omg"? What racist random asshole would text me back "omg" to what I said, unless.......it's.....not a random asshole.....shit! Who could it be? Must be noncommital.

What, not funny?

You see, this way if it does turn out to be a random asshole then I still have the upper hand, but if it's my girlfriends sister, or her mother, then I can apologize and hope the uncomfortable silences at Thanksgiving diminish over the next 25-50 years.

Return text

No.

Fuck...

I got an idea, ask who it is.

I did, only one not responded to. If I call, I have to have a good reason for telling my GF mother to put a dick in her mouth. Any bright ideas for that one?

Originally Posted by Sparta

So I'm at the office and I receive a text message from a number I don't know..



WTF? WTF is that? So some random asshole is sending me race jokes?
So I return the text


That's right random asshole, it wasn't funny, I know funny when I see it and that aint it. If you're going to send me a text when you don't even know me at least have the decency to make it funny. Right? Then a text back to my phone



Oh my goodness, this guy has some balls, fuck me? Fuck him!

The only thing to do is outwit him! So I text back..



HAHA! I'm so great!

Then, another text comes in..



Uhhhh...."omg"? What racist random asshole would text me back "omg" to what I said, unless.......it's.....not a random asshole.....shit! Who could it be? Must be noncommital.



You see, this way if it does turn out to be a random asshole then I still have the upper hand, but if it's my girlfriends sister, or her mother, then I can apologize and hope the uncomfortable silences at Thanksgiving diminish over the next 25-50 years.

Return text



Fuck...

Yeah, the guy in the cube next to me got that one this morning also.

Originally Posted by Sparta

I did, only one not responded to. If I call, I have to have a good reason for telling my GF mother to put a dick in her mouth. Any bright ideas for that one?

Sure, Dickies, Dickys or Dickeys, cotton right.

Originally Posted by Think for myself

Yeah, the guy in the cube next to me got that one this morning also.

So Obama's supporters are seeing who is racist?

Originally Posted by michaelr

So Obama's supporters are seeing who is racist?

No, it appears that some people are getting random text messages that are blatantly racist.

Originally Posted by Think for myself

No, it appears that some people are getting random text messages that are blatantly racist.

Right, to see if you agree or not, that million man stasi need something to do.

Hey guys, what I miss, I've been in orientation all day???

I got one announcing that our bird has been changed from the Bald Eagle to Fried Chicken.