Thread: PH Member Elections

I think a Goldwater and Sparta ticket would be pretty awsome. someone is always going to be pulling the string, so at least Sparta tells us who it will be. :P

And D. on the cabinet of Homeland Security would be pretty funny... as in horrible. But at least he would come to a "final solution" to our illegal immigration problem.

Originally Posted by johnflesh

I suppose it would be Sparta, not afraid to at least look into new ideas, isn't set in his ways to much, and is respectful.

I would go with John Flesh. He is not afraid to look into the rear end of his superiors with a helmut and a flashlight and have a really good look around in there.

Originally Posted by michaelr

You figure it out, I am not going to read it. If this happens in my grand children's school, someones getting sued.

http://www.massnews.com/2003_Editions/4_April/041703_mn
_teaching_kindergarten_kids_human_differences_in_n ewton.shtml

Michael, I'm starting to wonder if you are off your rocker lately. You can't teach homosexuality. Believe me its impossible. I've already tried.

Wot! Again I've been passed over for a bunch of old geezers! :dramaqueen:

I would make a 'wunnerful prez'. I would immediately pass acts making it illegal to spell 'colour' and 'labour' without the 'u', and banish the letter 'z' from most words.

I would also make it illegal to eat with your fork in your right hand, and a flogging offence to use a fork with the tynes upwards.

I would immediately pull all the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and immediately invade Switzerland in retribution for their smugness, and probably Sweden as well, in retribution for inflicting Volvos upon the world's unsuspecting populace.

I would introduce a 'fat tax' upon anyone over say, 65 kg (roughly 140lbs) and ban the sale of cigarettes, chewing gum and anything from Maccas (in fact I think I would send the directorship of MacDonalds to the new re-education camp at Guantanamo Bay). I know that I would close down all the Health Insurance companies, and imprison their directorships for life (for crimes against humanity).

It goes without saying that I would ban the manufacture and sale of SUVs and lumping great 'pick-ups', and anyone who didn't turn in their Toyota Landcruisers and Ford F-150's for crushing within the amnesty period would also be sent to Guantanamo.

Any manufacturer which could not produce passenger cars capable of better than 40 mpg on cruise, would be immediately shut down and their assets confiscated.

On the other hand, I would subsidise fuel for any cars capable of better than 60 mpg. (As long as no one called it 'gas'; it is petrol.)

Basketball would be illegal under pain of life imprisonment. I am undecided about baseball (cos it looks kind of interesting) but that game where a bunch of big girl's blouses get up in full body armour and run around after an oval ball for five minutes at a time, will be also illegal.

Of course I would re-apply to join the Commonwealth, and perhaps become part of the United Kingdom, and re-introduce the national anthem 'God Save the Queen'.
The stars on the flag would be replaced by the Union Jack.

And all that, just for starters.

Originally Posted by steezer

Michael, I'm starting to wonder if you are off your rocker lately. You can't teach homosexuality. Believe me its impossible. I've already tried.

You and I know that but it is happening. I can't help that I just know whats going on. Just look it up.

Originally Posted by Six

Distressed American for Pres. and Truth Detector for Vice Pres. cuz I says so.

Yea yea I know they're not members anymore.

Let's see, hmmmm.

Helena as President and Caffiene as Vice President. We need some European leadership up in this bitch to show us how to survive under the new socialist rule.

Why thank you Sixie.

I'll call Barack and ask how he feels about sharing responsibilities. Straight males would prefer to see me in post stamps, regardless of their political affiliation, if I do say so myself.

Originally Posted by Davocrat

Let's all get on Skype and make Helena say, "On Broad-vay."

"On Broad-vay, darlink."

Myself, I'd prefer a Parliamentary system, with Goldwater as PM just for the entertainment of watching him battle the barbs in those arguing sessions they have.