Thread: Sarah Palin is so hot that:

I found these online and thought I'd share them with you:

• Bob Dole threw his Viagra away after seeing her on Glenn Beck’s show.
• Bill Clinton just offered her an internship.
• Half of all homes in Alaska are heated by her.
• Palin was once sued by Roy Cooper for contributing to global warming.
• Her pinned-up hairdo is mandated by the Alaskan Wildlife Commission because when she wears it down, the state’s ice caps melt and polar bears drown.
• She was banned from Abercrombie & Fitch after making employees feel unattractive while shopping for her kids.

Feel free to add your own if you like.

Governor Palin is so hot that people in Alaska say to her:

"You are so hot that you could mekt all of this stuff."

With the out of date beehive hairdo Palin looks like she could take Suzanne Pleshette's role in a remake of the Bob Newhart Show.

I want to play too but I'm gonna need a picture and a brief desription of who this person is.

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

I want to play too but I'm gonna need a picture and a brief desription of who this person is.

She's aight but a little on the cougar side. Pretty good selection for vp though. I think carreer politicians like Biden are a core issue when it comes to how screwed up this country is. It's not by any means what the founders had in mind.

Sarah Palin is so hot voters are lining up to stand behind her...

Sarah Palin is so hot she could melt Chuck Norris.

Sarah Palin is so hot rappers will start using "VP" instead of "the shiznit".

Sarah Palin is so hot speaking her name will break morality laws in Iran.

Sarah Palin is so hot rappers will start using PALIN instead of PHAT.

Originally Posted by Bourne

With the out of date beehive hairdo Palin looks like she could take Suzanne Pleshette's role in a remake of the Bob Newhart Show.

She does not have a bee-hive...she pins her hair up like so many of the young women do today.



Here is her hair un-pinned...




You can't un-pin a bee-hive...nice try in your attempt to make her old-fashioned...when in fact she is in fashion.

She's no Grace Kelly, thats all I have to say.

Originally Posted by Ausinus

She's no Grace Kelly, thats all I have to say.

True...Grace kelly was near perfect...but she also is no Hillary Clinton!