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    Well leave it up to the Canadians to invent a anatomically correct robot that's liquid cooled and ready for action (I hear they double as a toboggan). What's the down side ??? I can't think of any other than she might actually be a hunter killer terminator invented by Sky Net to wait until your asleep then lift your ATM card, steal your Camaro and the empty out your checking account. Other than that it's a brilliant idea.



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    The anatomically-correct robot has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can't walk or independently move its limbs. Robotic movement is built into "the three inputs" and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.


    Why does she need a cooling system?



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    [quote name='Blueneck' date='11 January 2010 - 04:53 PM' timestamp='1263250411' post='97295']

    Why does she need a cooling system?



    And is she self-cleaning?

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    [quote name='Blueneck' date='11 January 2010 - 05:53 PM' timestamp='1263250411' post='97295']

    Why does she need a cooling system?



    And is she self-cleaning?

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    If she is dishwasher safe, I'll get my order in post-hast!
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    "She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean," Douglas Hines, the president of ROXXXY manufacturer TrueCompanion, told the AFP. "She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."




    I wonder if she farts in bed?
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    I'm also curious about the liquid cooling. Shouldn't she be liquid warmed?



    And couldn't they make one even remotely pretty? That thing looked like an old biker-lady. Actually it looked like Biff Naked.



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    I wonder if she farts in bed?


    I wonder if it sits in the passanger seat, fiddling with the temperature controls every 15 seconds, and nags relentlessly while you drive

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    [quote name='Dr.Knuckles' date='11 January 2010 - 08:02 PM' timestamp='1263258142' post='97393']

    I'm also curious about the liquid cooling. Shouldn't she be liquid warmed?



    And couldn't they make one even remotely pretty? That thing looked like an old biker-lady. Actually it looked like Biff Naked.



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    Dude,

    Shes made of rubber, neoprene, servos, relays, a pull-string voice-box from Davo's 60's era military GI Joe. What do you want, she's georgeous-ish! She is like a Real-Doll on steroids, she is like a Foam-Doll on more steroids and she is like a Blow-up doll on a Fold-up doll, I would try and treat her better, personally, I like the Mature Martha personality.





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    I dunno, those gorgeous ones usually come with drama.

    I'll stick to my 'ol gal.

    She's not much to look at, but she never bitches.



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    How about this face on her...



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