Thread: I you had to come back as an animal, what would it be?

I'd choose: dolphin.

They're intelligent and people love them and they're kind of sacred. But I'd be a BAD dolphin. I mean people would say, "oh, honey, look at the dolphin...he's beautiful!" and just assume that you're "good" because, well, you're a dolphin.

But I'd be bad and when they're pointing me out to their kids and grannies, I'd swim up by their boat and show them my boner and they'd have to explain that "oh, well, I guess the dolphin is happy..." or "gee, I don't know what that is...maybe a fish stuck to him?" Or, "I guess the dolphin has a really big 'outtie.'" Bad dolphin!

heh-heh

YouTube - Woman and dolphin

Of course, I'd probably have to come back later as tuna for being a bad dolphin.

That's gross as hell.

I'll come back as a whale and swallow Davo, leave him in my belly for three days then spit him out in Africa. (Heh-heh)

Definitely a bonobo. They get more ass than a public toilet and when someone pisses them off they just throw shit at them. I've always wanted to throw shit at people I dislike.

But I wonder, are bonobo's allowed to drink? No matter. I'd sneak into the trading post and steal a bottle or two. After a day of non-stop red hot bonobo chick screwing and shit slinging at the tourists nothing beats a bananna and a cocktail or two.

I'd like to come back as a house cat. All you do is sleep, play and eat, and your 'owners' are actually your servants.

I'd come back as a bird. I don't think I need to explain why.

Originally Posted by johnflesh

I'd come back as a bird. I don't think I need to explain why.

What sort of bird?

Originally Posted by Bourne

Definitely a bonobo. They get more ass than a public toilet and when someone pisses them off they just throw shit at them. I've always wanted to throw shit at people I dislike.

But I wonder, are bonobo's allowed to drink? No matter. I'd sneak into the trading post and steal a bottle or two. After a day of non-stop red hot bonobo chick screwing and shit slinging at the tourists nothing beats a bananna and a cocktail or two.

Are you sure you want to be a bonobo? I mean you know they have a matriarcal society so as a guy you would not be boss. Their numbers are dwindling and they are still being shot for their meat. Not a good thing.

I think Aleutian brown bear would work for me. Nobody is gonna screw with you, they get to sleep all winter and they don't need a fishfinder when they go fishing!

Originally Posted by johnflesh

I'd come back as a bird. I don't think I need to explain why.

Me too. Specifically, this parrot, because it's probably the most beautiful bird I've ever seen.


But any bird that doesn't eat meat would be fine. (I'm not a vegetarian, but I would be if I had to hunt the meat and get all messy and shit.) And almost all birds are beautiful. Toucans are especially cool.

Originally Posted by Ausinus

What sort of bird?

Well I thought of one but I can easily be any one of a few different choices.

I like the Parrot or Toucan since its warm and they are pretty.

Also there is an eagle that I've heard of who can grab a mountain goat just enough to drop them off a cliff and eat them. I'd be cool with that too.

I'm not really interested in being powerful though, I just want to fly.