LOL, this is actually a very funny and fun way to read the Bible, albeit not the recommended way for serious scholars!
Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project
A few examples:
Genesis
Boreded Cieling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated it.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
Revolation 1
Itz comin. Srsly.
1 Teh revelashunz of Baby Jesus, what teh Ceiling Cat geif him to show hiz homiez what iz comin. Teh Ceiling Cat sended hiz angel to Mr. John.2 Mr. John sez itz all totally teh troof, zactly what teh Ceiling Cat and Baby Jesus done sed.
3 Everwun what reedz these wurdz will has cheezburgrz and everwun what heerz theez wurdz will has cheezburgrz. Also, pay attenshun, cuz itz comin. Srsly.
4 4m Mr. John, 2 teh 7 churchez over therr in Asia: Oh Hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, and hai from the 7 kittehs sittin next to his chair.
5 Oh, also, hai from Baby Jesus, who iz liek totally leet. Srsly. To Baby Jesus who totally luvz us an died 4 us an stuff,6 Ur awsum, thx.
7 Invisible airplane for Baby Jesus! Everwun will see him in the sky, even thoze bad doodz what wuz so mean, and everwun will be totally bummed. Srsly.
8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "I be Alpha. Also, I be Omega. An I alwayz been an I alwayz will be. Also, I be very strong! Grrr!"



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