Thread: Why Boston is still inferior

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Why Boston is inferior
1) No one is actually from the city of Boston. Culturally, the city of Boston extends about an hour west right up until Worcester, South until the Rhode Island border, and North until the New Hampshire Border. If you meet someone and they say they are from Boston, most likely what they really mean is, "I'm not from Boston, I'm from right outside of Boston, an hour west of it, but my town sucks so much that I need to suck the teat of the closest urban center that you might know."

2) John Kerry comes from Boston. Due to the general incompetance and slothfullness of this presidential candidate, who being a decorated war hero, could not defend himself from attacks on his military record from a bunch of chickenhawks, and eventually lost the election of 2004, left us with 4 more years of King George.

3) Even if the Red Sox do win this year, historically they are still inferior to the Yankees. Since 1918, there have been 2, as of now possibly 3 championships for the Red Sox. For the Yankees, there have been 26. Since 1987, when I was born, there have been 4 Yankee championships, and over a decade of Yankee dominance. The Red Sox have one once, and are so hypocritical when they point out the Yankees payroll, considering they have the second highest payroll in the majors. NY has more money than you. Get over it.

4) Fenway seats like 35-40 000. What kind of a baseball stadium is that?!

5) The Patriots cheat. Anyone remember the Pats spying on the Jets?

6) Boston doesn't have a real subway. Oh, I hear people from Boston saying 'The subways in Boston are sooooo much better than NY...in Boston you could get on and not get a homeless person come up to you for change...they are clean...yada yada yaday.' The fact of the matter is that the Boston subways close down at 2am, so if you're stuck somewhere, you can't get anywhere via subways. The homeless make the subway rides interesting. And I don't go on subways because I want cleanliness; I go on em to get somewhere.

7) The Hudson is far superior to the Charles. I could get from the mouth of the Hudson to Albany, through the erie canal, To Chicago, all the way down to New Orleans if I wanted to. The Hudson is far stronger than the Charles ever could be.

8) The Sox are going to get shown how to play baseball by the Indians. The Yankees didn't just lose the series; the Indians beat them. The Indians are a good team.

9) The Sox are quick to ally themselves with Mets fans. Oh, so now you are so willing to put aside the resentment from BUCKNER and '86 to have petty attacks on the Yankees? Are you that insecure that you can't deal with the Yankees yourself?

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10) New York City is better than Boston. No city, besides NYC, can boast so much diversity. For the time being, I'll name just the presidential candidates of 2008 that has come from NYC.
A) Rudy Guiliani (was mayor of NYC for 8 years, and bashes us over the head with that fact every time he speaks.)
b) Hillary Clinton (although not really from NYC, claims to represent our interests as a Senator
c) Fred Thompson (played the NYC District Attorney on 'Law and Order')
d) John Edwards (worked for a firm from NYC)
e) Barack Obama (shares much in common with NYC, like religion, skin color, hair)
f) Ron Paul (NYC doesn't like Bush, neither does Ron Paul)
g) Mitt Rommney (When he talks about his 'governership', he doesn't mention that he governed Massachusettes. I wonder why. HE HATES MASS, just like he should)
h) John McCain (A frequent guest on John Stewart's The Daily Show, located in NYC)
I) Bill Richardson (speaks fluent Spanish, much like the majority of NYC)
J) Did I already mention Rudy Guiliani and Hillary Clinton?
K) Sam Brownback (comes from Kansas, although not technically part of NYC, still more liked than Boston)
L) Tom Tancredo (Colorado has a lot of hippies that came from Greenwich Village)
M) Mike Gravel (not from NYC, but in picture found here Politics1 - 2008 Presidential Candidates: Former US Senator Mike Gravel (D-Virginia) , has a mustache, which makes him really cool)
N) Last but not least, Michael Bloomberg! (Not running for president, but the media believed he was, and the media never lies because it is 'honest', 'fair and balanced', and 'all the news fit to print'.)

And there you have it.

Originally Posted by The_Bear

....e) Barack Obama (shares much in common with NYC, like religion, skin color, hair)
......

What????????

what is the matter justoneman?

Originally Posted by The_Bear

One thing at a time.
---

Why Boston is inferior
1) No one is actually from the city of Boston. Culturally, the city of Boston extends about an hour west right up until Worcester, South until the Rhode Island border, and North until the New Hampshire Border. If you meet someone and they say they are from Boston, most likely what they really mean is, "I'm not from Boston, I'm from right outside of Boston, an hour west of it, but my town sucks so much that I need to suck the teat of the closest urban center that you might know."

If they arent from Boston, then how can Boston suck because of them? Wouldn't that mean they suck while Boston is so badass that suckers are inclined to fake a link?

2) John Kerry comes from Boston. Due to the general incompetance and slothfullness of this presidential candidate, who being a decorated war hero, could not defend himself from attacks on his military record from a bunch of chickenhawks, and eventually lost the election of 2004, left us with 4 more years of King George.

Wait, Boston sucks because Kerry didn't win? This ain't even about sports man.

3) Even if the Red Sox do win this year, historically they are still inferior to the Yankees.

Historically, I had a smaller penis than I do now. Damn that confounded two year old member!

Since 1918, there have been 2, as of now possibly 3 championships for the Red Sox.

I love it when you talk like that, give me some more baby.

For the Yankees, there have been 26.

:blah:
Since 1987, when I was born, there have been 4 Yankee championships, and over a decade of Yankee dominance.
YouTube - Bruce springsteen - Glory Days

The Red Sox have one once, and are so hypocritical when they point out the Yankees payroll, considering they have the second highest payroll in the majors. NY has more money than you. Get over it.

But we win with our payroll.

4) Fenway seats like 35-40 000. What kind of a baseball stadium is that?!

It's a park, and it's undisputedly one of the top two places to view a baseball game.

5) The Patriots cheat. Anyone remember the Pats spying on the Jets?

Remember that rant about people who claim to be from Boston but aren't really from Boston so they suck? Well that applies to the Patriots.

6) Boston doesn't have a real subway. Oh, I hear people from Boston saying 'The subways in Boston are sooooo much better than NY...in Boston you could get on and not get a homeless person come up to you for change...they are clean...yada yada yaday.' The fact of the matter is that the Boston subways close down at 2am, so if you're stuck somewhere, you can't get anywhere via subways. The homeless make the subway rides interesting. And I don't go on subways because I want cleanliness; I go on em to get somewhere.

That's all well and good, but like you said, it ain't a subway, it's a T.

7) The Hudson is far superior to the Charles. I could get from the mouth of the Hudson to Albany, through the erie canal, To Chicago, all the way down to New Orleans if I wanted to. The Hudson is far stronger than the Charles ever could be.

Remember what you said about people who claim to be from Boston but arent really so they suck? Well that applies to rivers too, you only get to claim the portion of the Hudson that flows through NY. I've fished both rivers, and from the Charles I caught so many blues that I couldn't walk in the boat, it looked like a murder scene. From the Hudson I pulled a diaper, a turd, and a dead body.

8) The Sox are going to get shown how to play baseball by the Indians. The Yankees didn't just lose the series; the Indians beat them. The Indians are a good team.

We'll see, it'll be on TV.

9) The Sox are quick to ally themselves with Mets fans. Oh, so now you are so willing to put aside the resentment from BUCKNER and '86 to have petty attacks on the Yankees? Are you that insecure that you can't deal with the Yankees yourself?

We're just man enough to accept that the Sox lost that series through no fault of the Mets. We also recognise real fans when we see em. No Met fan has ever pretended as far as I can tell.

Sorry Bear, the Red Sox are not inferior this year. Yesterday means nothing and tomorrow is unknown. As much as I hate to say it, Boston is better than the Yankees and my beloved Tigers this year. My advice to you.........get over it. The sooner you quit fueling these Red Sox loving loonies the sooner it will all be over. Thats assuming that The Red Sox are not better than the Indians.

My favorite stadiums I would like to see.....in order

Fenway
Wrigley
Yankee Stadium

Sorry again Bear

Wow when you start slammin rivers .. thats serious stuff there

Originally Posted by jaqasia

Wow when you start slammin rivers .. thats serious stuff there

Pretty cool avatar!!

Originally Posted by The_Bear

One thing at a time.
---

Why Boston is inferior
1) No one is actually from the city of Boston. Culturally, the city of Boston extends about an hour west right up until Worcester, South until the Rhode Island border, and North until the New Hampshire Border. If you meet someone and they say they are from Boston, most likely what they really mean is, "I'm not from Boston, I'm from right outside of Boston, an hour west of it, but my town sucks so much that I need to suck the teat of the closest urban center that you might know."

2) John Kerry comes from Boston. Due to the general incompetance and slothfullness of this presidential candidate, who being a decorated war hero, could not defend himself from attacks on his military record from a bunch of chickenhawks, and eventually lost the election of 2004, left us with 4 more years of King George.

3) Even if the Red Sox do win this year, historically they are still inferior to the Yankees. Since 1918, there have been 2, as of now possibly 3 championships for the Red Sox. For the Yankees, there have been 26. Since 1987, when I was born, there have been 4 Yankee championships, and over a decade of Yankee dominance. The Red Sox have one once, and are so hypocritical when they point out the Yankees payroll, considering they have the second highest payroll in the majors. NY has more money than you. Get over it.

4) Fenway seats like 35-40 000. What kind of a baseball stadium is that?!

5) The Patriots cheat. Anyone remember the Pats spying on the Jets?

6) Boston doesn't have a real subway. Oh, I hear people from Boston saying 'The subways in Boston are sooooo much better than NY...in Boston you could get on and not get a homeless person come up to you for change...they are clean...yada yada yaday.' The fact of the matter is that the Boston subways close down at 2am, so if you're stuck somewhere, you can't get anywhere via subways. The homeless make the subway rides interesting. And I don't go on subways because I want cleanliness; I go on em to get somewhere.

7) The Hudson is far superior to the Charles. I could get from the mouth of the Hudson to Albany, through the erie canal, To Chicago, all the way down to New Orleans if I wanted to. The Hudson is far stronger than the Charles ever could be.

8) The Sox are going to get shown how to play baseball by the Indians. The Yankees didn't just lose the series; the Indians beat them. The Indians are a good team.

9) The Sox are quick to ally themselves with Mets fans. Oh, so now you are so willing to put aside the resentment from BUCKNER and '86 to have petty attacks on the Yankees? Are you that insecure that you can't deal with the Yankees yourself?

and
10) New York City is better than Boston. No city, besides NYC, can boast so much diversity. For the time being, I'll name just the presidential candidates of 2008 that has come from NYC.
A) Rudy Guiliani (was mayor of NYC for 8 years, and bashes us over the head with that fact every time he speaks.)
b) Hillary Clinton (although not really from NYC, claims to represent our interests as a Senator
c) Fred Thompson (played the NYC District Attorney on 'Law and Order')
d) John Edwards (worked for a firm from NYC)
e) Barack Obama (shares much in common with NYC, like religion, skin color, hair)
f) Ron Paul (NYC doesn't like Bush, neither does Ron Paul)
g) Mitt Rommney (When he talks about his 'governership', he doesn't mention that he governed Massachusettes. I wonder why. HE HATES MASS, just like he should)
h) John McCain (A frequent guest on John Stewart's The Daily Show, located in NYC)
I) Bill Richardson (speaks fluent Spanish, much like the majority of NYC)
J) Did I already mention Rudy Guiliani and Hillary Clinton?
K) Sam Brownback (comes from Kansas, although not technically part of NYC, still more liked than Boston)
L) Tom Tancredo (Colorado has a lot of hippies that came from Greenwich Village)
M) Mike Gravel (not from NYC, but in picture found here Politics1 - 2008 Presidential Candidates: Former US Senator Mike Gravel (D-Virginia) , has a mustache, which makes him really cool)
N) Last but not least, Michael Bloomberg! (Not running for president, but the media believed he was, and the media never lies because it is 'honest', 'fair and balanced', and 'all the news fit to print'.)

And there you have it.

Well, Bear, I don't know how to break it to you but the Yankees are universally despised anywhere outside of the New-York area.

I was at the A's vs Red Sox game in Oakland. I sat with tons of Sox fans at Oakland Colliseum. Yeah, we ragged back and forth (we had a section and they had the next one) but it was good natured. Then some dumb bastard walked in with a Yankees jersey and it was all directed at him. Nothing like hatred of the Yankees to unite a community.

Oh, and BTW Bear- here's a little theme music for you as you watch the Sox go on to win the Series. YouTube - Aerosmith Train Kept A Rollin