This one cracked me up:

Family at the table, mom says to kids:

Mom: So, did you kids pick your 5 yet?

Daughter: Yea, I chose Sara, Beth, Crystal, Jackie and Jenny.

Son: That's funny, I, uh, chose Sara, Beth, Crystal, Jackie and Jenny.

Daughter looks at brother, exasperated.

Son: Your friends are hot!!

Daughter, to parents: Are you going to do anything?

Dad: Maybe you should have uglier friends.

:laughing: