Thread: 1,000 Pound Statue Of Thurman Thomas Is Missing

1,000 Pound Statue Of Thurman Thomas Is Missing



Maybe it's just off looking for it's helmet.

Stolen in Buffalo from in front of the Bills' stadium, the statue turned up in Canada.



ESPN story



You know, immigration problems like this wouldn't happen if we would just put a minefield in along the Canadian border.

Name three famous people with the name "Thurman".

[quote name='justoneman' date='13 October 2009 - 04:39 PM' timestamp='1255477149' post='37510']

Name three famous people with the name "Thurman".

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Thurman Thomas

Thurman Munson



Hmmm...



Uma Thurman?

Strom Thurmond?

[quote name='boontito' date='13 October 2009 - 07:50 PM' timestamp='1255477852' post='37524']

Thurman Thomas

Thurman Munson



Hmmm...



Uma Thurman?

Strom Thurmond?

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Strom Thurmond is unnaceptable but you score with Uma and Munson...ding ding ding..!







I would love to have a 1,000 pound statue of Thurman Thomas. That would be awesome. I would drill a hole in it and stick a dowel rod in it and place it in my bathroom. I would have a 1,000 pound toilet paper dispensor.

[quote name='justoneman' date='13 October 2009 - 09:11 PM' timestamp='1255493488' post='37732']

Strom Thurmond is unnaceptable but you score with Uma and Munson...ding ding ding..!







I would love to have a 1,000 pound statue of Thurman Thomas. That would be awesome. I would drill a hole in it and stick a dowel rod in it and place it in my bathroom. I would have a 1,000 pound toilet paper dispensor.

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That'd make me feel like Thurman Thomas was watching me take a crap. I'd have to blindfold it.

[quote name='boontito' date='14 October 2009 - 12:45 AM' timestamp='1255495557' post='37739']

That'd make me feel like Thurman Thomas was watching me take a crap. I'd have to blindfold it.

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I did not say which end would get the dowel rod.