Thread: Replace one word in a famous quote with the word "Sparta"

Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have Sparta. ~ Groucho Marx

Glory is fleeting, but Sparta is forever ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

Sparta goes to the player who makes the next-to-the-last mistake ~ Tartakower

His Sparta is encyclopaedic ~ Abba Eban

(your turn)

ask not what your Sparta can do for you - ask what you can do for your Sparta! ~ John F. Kennedy


eta to properly reflect who it was that said the quote, though the guy that really said it didn't say Sparta. just sayin'

A Sparta by any other name would smell as sweet.

Be nice to Sparta on the way up because you just might meet Sparta on the way down ~ Jimmy Durante

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called Sparta. ~ Bierce

All the worlds a Sparta and all the men and women, merely players. ~ that Shakespeare guy

We have to save ourselves from Sparta ~ Nietzsche

Against Sparta, the gods themselves contend in vain ~ Friedrich von Schiller

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young Sparta in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King

God does not play dice with Sparta.

Are you kidding me? How did I miss this one, LMAO.

"There are no Spartas in foxholes." - Anonymous

"There are more Spartas in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in mere philosophy." - Hamlet

"The essence of pleasure is Sparta" - Germaine Greer

"Give me liberty or give me Sparta" - Abraham Lincoln

And the coup-de-grace

"In Sparta we Trust"