Luigi

What would be your presidential dream team? Idealogical lines and parties don't apply, it can be any mix of people, even non-politicians, but they have to at least meet our citizenship guidelines, they can't be foriegn.

President- Ron Paul (I have some arguments with him, but he's honest and is not a salesman)

Vice President- Dennis Kucinich (Same as Paul, at least a breath of fresh air)

Secretary of defense- Colin Powell (Never had a chance under Bush, deserves another shot in my opinion)

Attorney General- Elliot Spitzer (Has implemented sane, constructively creative policies in New York for justice department)

Department of the interior- Rudy Guiliani (Hizzonner!)

Secretary of State- Pat Buchanon (Good spot for a senile old man with volumes of wisdom)

Housing and urban development- Oprah (No bullshit)

Veteran's affairs- John McCain (His strongest issue, the guy cares, he's been there)

Department of Energy- Al Gore (Bound to illicit some howls, I think it makes sense)

Department of the treasury- Warren Buffet (He is the wizard, after all)

Department of education- Linda Ellerbee (Teacher, anchor, bleeding heart- good spot for one of those)

Press secretary- Stephen Colbert (Can you imagine?)

Foriegn policy advisor- Noam Chomsky (A socialist, but he knows his stuff, a good fit as long as he is only a diplomat/advisor)

Diplomats- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Micheal Jordan, David Hasslehoff (That'll fix Germany), Bill Gates, Jimmy Carter (France too), Bill Clinton, Barack Obama (The theme here is people who are liked or loved internationally, or have real knowledge of the world)

Homeland Security- Mike Gravel (Angry old man with rage issues, perfect spot)

Hall of shame 2007

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Yeah im a bad man when they call me a sheepfucker..

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Whatever you do, don't listen to scientists. Trust your own instincts.

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Why do people get all huffy about fighting for oil?

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freckles

Not the first two. Paul is old. He could potentially drop dead halfway through his presidency and I don't want Crazy Dennis anywhere up there. You put some good thought into it though.

Sparta

President- Ron Paul

VP- Theo Epstine

SOD- Colin Powel

AG- umm, do we really need one of these?

DI- Again, why?

SoS- I'm sticken with Rice.

VA- Kevin Tillman

DoE- Gore

I don't care about the next few so let's skip to press sec and the nomination goes to Sparta.

Homeland security- There wouldn't be one.

Diplomats- Arnold, Jesse Ventura, Flex Wheeler, Shaquil Oneil, and Vince McMahan.

michaelr

What Sparta says, I says double!

sectionOne

Prez: Hillary
VP: whoever she picks

people I would like to see out
Bush, Cheney, Condi, Murtha, Reid, Kennedys (all of them), Castro, Chevez, the 2000 Saudi princes.

sectionOne

I don't see why all you all are obsessed with Ru Paul, but it would be funny to have a flaming cross dresser in the white house.

Sparta

Youre thinking of Rudy.

Water

ouch. Hillary? Why, exactly? What in your experience does she bring to the White House, other than a vagina?

"You cannot legislate morality, but we should be able to at least make stupidity a felony misdemeanor!"

Think for myself

Are you serious or are you joking?

Ignore lists are for those that are wrong, know they are wrong, and prefer to keep being wrong without the nuisance of being told they are wrong.

Idletime

President: John Stewart
VP: Stephen Colbert
Secretary of state: Keith Olberman