Thread: Request to be illegal

Some one sent me this today, thought it made a good point








Subject: Request to be illegal



From an MD. resident to his senator

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the
Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for
your assistance. I have contacted the Department of
Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they
referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status
from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the
bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted.
If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the
United States for five years, all I need to do to
become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income
taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the
process started before everyone figures it
out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally
have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited
about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in
return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
would yield an excellent result for me and my family
because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin
using the local emergency room as my primary health
care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums
for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in
gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her
law school applications, as well as "in-state"
tuition rates for many colleges throughout the
United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would
relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's
license and making those burdensome car insurance
premiums. This is very important to me given that I
still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the
process to become illegal (retroactively if
possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin

Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue
Service
1-800-289-1040.

Please pass this onto your friends so they can save
on this great offer!!!!

It makes a great point! It's sad, but true. How come coming to the US illegally is looked at as being some great accomplishment you should thus be richly awarded? When will the idea that you are in the United States ILLEGALLY actually dawn on politicians and corporations? I thought the word ILLEGAL meant against the law for the most part?! So if it benefits corporate America and corporate America benefits politicians who in turn benefit corporate America, then the laws can be picked and chosen as to which ones should be obeyed as long as corporate America and US politicians are backing the policy?
So can I get rewarded for robbing a bank by not being arrested and thrown in jail? I know it's illegal, but I'm just trying to make a better life for my family!! And robbing banks is a job, just as tough as cleaning someone's house, and since I have to go home and also clean my own house, I have two jobs!

Originally Posted by Common Sense Craig

It makes a great point! It's sad, but true. How come coming to the US illegally is looked at as being some great accomplishment you should thus be richly awarded? When will the idea that you are in the United States ILLEGALLY actually dawn on politicians and corporations? I thought the word ILLEGAL meant against the law for the most part?! So if it benefits corporate America and corporate America benefits politicians who in turn benefit corporate America, then the laws can be picked and chosen as to which ones should be obeyed as long as corporate America and US politicians are backing the policy?
So can I get rewarded for robbing a bank by not being arrested and thrown in jail? I know it's illegal, but I'm just trying to make a better life for my family!! And robbing banks is a job, just as tough as cleaning someone's house, and since I have to go home and also clean my own house, I have two jobs!

The illigals are promted to come here via the Ford Foundation, whats going on is part of an old plan, and just isn't happening on its own. Notice also the connection to communism, with all the groups that support this illegal immigration, thats no accident either.

Yea, I wanna be illegal too!! Then I could get all my stuff for free! Rent, utilities, tax free jobs, medical, food stamps.... ahh, I'd be rich!!

Originally Posted by ilikeGW

Yea, I wanna be illegal too!! Then I could get all my stuff for free! Rent, utilities, tax free jobs, medical, food stamps.... ahh, I'd be rich!!

Its good to be the king

So much for us tax payers and those who send their sons and daughters of to die for "said" freedom.

Screw us, screw our blood, screw our children and our hopes and loyalty.

Its good to be the ones the kings favor, because it certainly is not us who do it all.


WE IS BEING SCREWED!

Originally Posted by Robodoon

Its good to be the king

So much for us tax payers and those who send their sons and daughters of to die for "said" freedom.

Screw us, screw our blood, screw our children and our hopes and loyalty.

Its good to be the ones the kings favor, because it certainly is not us who do it all.


WE IS BEING SCREWED!

you are dead ON!!!!!!!!! What the fudge has happened to this country?.....................Oh wait I know, Greedy ass people doing things for their own gain and the gain of their greedy ass cronies!

Yeah both of you are right on, I'm sick of people coming on these forums- like that freckles 'undercover pentagon cronie' who skewers the facts a little to justify her own corporate agenda. I say fuck her/him! Power to the people, since our leaders can't watch our own interests anymore, it's time for a change... bring the war to their doorsteps!

As sad as it is, you can't blame anyone but the lazy Americans as whole. My2cents, please refrain from the direct insults please... thanks `inky

Originally Posted by alkalinerephlux

you are dead ON!!!!!!!!! What the fudge has happened to this country?.....................Oh wait I know, Greedy ass people doing things for their own gain and the gain of their greedy ass cronies!

That certainly is part of it...but there is even more.

Originally Posted by My2Cents

Yeah both of you are right on, I'm sick of people coming on these forums- like that freckles 'undercover pentagon cronie' who skewers the facts a little to justify her own corporate agenda. I say fuck her/him! Power to the people, since our leaders can't watch our own interests anymore, it's time for a change... bring the war to their doorsteps!

Becareful, they are waiting for that, and are very much ready.


but your spirit is in the right place....just take a deep breath.

we don't have think tanks, we are trying to eat....the ones we fight never worry about eating.....