
Originally Posted by
Stevo
Just why, Notmyrealname, do you wish you were an Oscar Meyer Weiner? There is so much more to life, and really, the fate of an Oscar Meyer Weiner is not something you wish for yourself, is it?
Think about it: Your ground up pig gums and pig eye lids, then formed into hot dogs, then frozen, shipped to the store, bought by a stranger, grilled/boiled/fryed until done, consumed, digested, and your final form is that of a turd, with the added insult of being flushed.
Aim higher......you're worth it!
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