Thread: Bill-O victimized by vast viewer conspiracy

You know Oh Really is hurting for positive press when he appears on The View. I'll bet he needed three triple Scotches and three Thai prostitutes to lift his spirits afterward.

Originally Posted by dbelkau

You know Oh Really is hurting for positive press when he appears on The View. I'll bet he needed three triple Scotches and three Thai prostitutes to lift his spirits afterward.

You know, I did find it quite odd that O Reilly appeared on that show.

But off the topic of Billo, there are so many better women authors, artists and thinkers altogether that would be so much more thought provoking than what that show is.

Of course, they won't do that.

Originally Posted by Inkslinger

Fox News anchor worried about fall from ratings grace

Our Number One story on the Countdown: Billo the Clown has jumped the shark tank that is delusional paranoia. He has seen the ratings spike here at MSNBC and decided that it is the result of a fraudulent conspiracy perpetrated by: The New York Times, Barack Obama, GE, and the A.C. Nielsen Ratings Company.

As ever, I'll reed Bill's words, then translate them back into human.

"...a war, ladies and gentlemen, between the New York Times and FOX News has broken out into the open."
"The Times today used the announcement of my new contract to put forth that FOX News may be in trouble, ratings wise. The article, written by Bill Carter, raises questions about how much longer FOX News will be successful.
"In the body of the article, Carter raises the absurd contention that MSNBC is competitive with FNC."

Spinning for Keith Olbermann and His Dubious Ratings Gains on O'Reilly
FOXNews.com - 'Reality Check': New York Times vs. FOX News - Bill O'Reilly | The O'Reilly Factor

and

Fox News Channel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
MSNBC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

As much time as Olbermann spends talking about Bill-O, you'd think they were high school sweethearts. I was first drawn to Olbermann for his love of bashing Bush, but all the time he spent talking about his twin on Fox news made me change the channel after only a couple weeks. Keith-O and Bill-O are like siamese twins that were once joined at the brain.

Of course it has nothing to do with him being an asshole.

Originally Posted by Bluegrass

Or it could be that viewers are rejecting neoconservatism, like the body's immune system fighting off a disease.

Amen to that! Let's just hope O'Really can't convince the viewers that this is some kind of auto-immune disease they oughta be fighting with home-made colloidal silver....