Thread: Why Goldwater is more qualified than Palin

Palin hasn't met any foreign officials.

Goldwater met the King of Mali in 1986, plus he ate Peking duck with the Chinese Premier Deng Chao Ping's little sister the Mayor of Beijing also in 1986.
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Palin has never left the North American continent until her "life changing" trip to Kuwait and Iraq under guard for campaign purposes recently.

Goldwater lived in China for one year, as well as Turkey, Iraq, and Syria for four years with civilians. Plus visited England, Canada, and Mexico.
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Palin thinks the Iraqii war was assigned to us by God.

Goldwater thinks the Iraqii war is a monumental mistake made in a time of fear and anger by George Bush and America.
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Palin thinks Alaska National Guard command experience and being able to see Russia from Alaska is adequate foreign policy experience to be President.

Goldwater is smart enough to know he has no foreign policy experience but infinitly more usefull than knowing where Russia is and the Guard thing, he has a working knowlege of Middle Eastern/Muslim and Chinese cultures.
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Goldwater knows what the Bush Doctrine is

Palin does not, as seen on TV during her first interview with the press.
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Goldwater supports lower profile negotiations with Russia and Georgia to difuse the showboating factor that causes needless escaltion by the US and Putin.

Palin wants the Ukraine and Georgia in NATO and will attack Russia if either are violated again with absolutely no means to do so.
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That's it my friends, is it still too late to nominate me? Probably. But after this Charley Gibson interview, which ain't done, on ABC, I am sure that Sarah, who happens to be 44 years old like me...(go class of 82' and at least for me College Class of 86')...is absolutely unqualified for office, as am I, and I'm more qualified than her.

Holy Crap, what's gone wrong with the universe...It has to be a hail Mary this whole idea of Palin. Thank God she definitly interviews and most likely debates terribly.

Sounds like you're even more qualified then Obama... do you have a fake Presidential seal?

Originally Posted by Notmyrealname

Sounds like you're even more qualified then Obama... do you have a fake Presidential seal?

Yep! Thanks Not! I forget those details, all those years of smoking pot!

Nearly have my vote, but where do you stand on steriods in baseball?

Originally Posted by Sparta

Nearly have my vote, but where do you stand on steriods in baseball?

You might want to explain baseball... it's an American sport.. he might not know about it.

Originally Posted by Notmyrealname

You might want to explain baseball... it's an American sport.. he might not know about it.

ooooohhhhhhaahahahahaha, that was good.

Originally Posted by Sparta

Nearly have my vote, but where do you stand on steriods in baseball?

Forget steroids, let's get the DH thing straightened out.

Originally Posted by Think for myself

Forget steroids, let's get the DH thing straightened out.

Too much substance for politics, don't you think?

Originally Posted by Sparta

Nearly have my vote, but where do you stand on steriods in baseball?

It's okay if they're in baseball, just not in the players.

<drum roll and applause sign>

Originally Posted by Goldwater

It's okay if they're in baseball, just not in the players.

Hummm... you could be President... good answer.