Thread: WHY White America OWES its Votes to OBAMA

People, it's time to step up and vote for change! Whenever I hear people criticize Barack for a lack of actual "policies," I can't help but laugh. Who cares about policies and programs? This man is talking about hope and unity, and those are far more important than some stupid plan. Moreover, Barack is black, and we haven't had a black President before, so it's time to elect one. The fact that many whites treated blacks badly 50 years ago makes the need for a black President all the more urgent. In fact, it's perfectly fair to assume that any white person who doesn't cast his vote for Obama is a racist. I invite guilty whites to atone for their sins at the polls, and I urge black primary voters to continue voting for Obama at a clearly race-neutral rate of 87 percent, thereby realizing Martin Luther King's dream of an America wherein a man is judged not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character.

Moreover, America needs a Magic Black Man to save it from the fires of prejudice and bias! Haven't you people seen "The Legend of Bagger Vance"? Anyone who knows anything about the United States understands that ONLY through the assistance of a docile black medicine man imbued with mystical healing powers will we EVER achieve racial equality. The white man NEEDS a whitewashed but morally superior brotha to lead him out of turpitude and toward the moral high ground.

Obama '08!

Originally Posted by Jimmy Mercer

People, it's time to step up and vote for change! Whenever I hear people criticize Barack for a lack of actual "policies," I can't help but laugh. Who cares about policies and programs? This man is talking about hope and unity, and those are far more important than some stupid plan. Moreover, Barack is black, and we haven't had a black President before, so it's time to elect one. The fact that many whites treated blacks badly 50 years ago makes the need for a black President all the more urgent. In fact, it's perfectly fair to assume that any white person who doesn't cast his vote for Obama is a racist. I invite guilty whites to atone for their sins at the polls, and I urge black primary voters to continue voting for Obama at a clearly race-neutral rate of 87 percent, thereby realizing Martin Luther King's dream of an America wherein a man is judged not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character.

Moreover, America needs a Magic Black Man to save it from the fires of prejudice and bias! Haven't you people seen "The Legend of Bagger Vance"? Anyone who knows anything about the United States understands that ONLY through the assistance of a docile black medicine man imbued with mystical healing powers will we EVER achieve racial equality. The white man NEEDS a whitewashed but morally superior brotha to lead him out of turpitude and toward the moral high ground.

Obama '08!

Stupid post of the friggin' decade. Way to go.

Ok Libre

Just because Ron Paul is out of the picture does not mean you need to start lashing out i n this way :P

If I see any guilty crackas, I'll pass the word.

Oh wow, just wow. Please share your message to every person with ears. Please!

Beyond stupid......

As a white cracka, I agree. I only vote for magical black men anyway. Maybe it's an interracial gay thing.

Originally Posted by Nerdo

As a white cracka, I agree. I only vote for magical black men anyway. Maybe it's an interracial gay thing.

What if it's a non magical black man, or a magical black man in training. Should I still vote for him?

Originally Posted by Think for myself

What if it's a non magical b lack man, or a magical black man in training. Should I still vote for him?

Well the magical black men in training is kind of obvious. Crackas need to be supportive of up-and-coming magical black men.

ahahahahha magical black men
you know....there have been rumors that obama's president campaign is turning into a cult of personality....