Do you spit or swallow when "servicing" your constituents. You give the name room a"men's room attendant" a whole new meaning. Since you are a Republican, you probably spit like Rep. Mark Foley (Republican Congressmen who is fond of teenage boys) because you are in denial that you polish meat sticks with your mouth. It's funny how after Foley was busted for trying to hook up with boys he blamed it on alcohol and ran and hid in rehab. You get caught with your hand in the cookie jar (or the other man's stall in your case) and you just flat out deny everything. The only difference between you and Congressional flamers like Democrat Barney Frank is that he doesn't hide the fact he is gay. At least Rep. Frank admits that he can suck-start a Harley Davidson. Barney probably swallows because he is not in total denial. Larry, you probably wipe your chin after handling your business as much as any queer in San Fransisco. But because your a Republican, you try to bullshit the whole world into thinking that you are a straight church going family man who only mounts his wife in the missionary position. The truth is with all the practice you've had in the men's room you could give your wife a few tips on the finer points of performing fellatio.
The fact that most of your "public service" is done on your knees is not the issue. You could swallow elephant trunks for all I care. The problem is that you are a HYPOCRITE! You stand on your Congressional soap-box and preach family values and slam homosexuals all day long when you are one yourself. I predict you will be in rehab in about a week. That's good for you because Representative Mark Foley will be there waiting for you and you guys can "nurse" each other back to health.
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